Ch and real life :/
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Me :*Talking*
Random dude : CAN YOU SHUT UP
Me : *Sad tiger cub noises*
Alia :*Kicks dow the door* WHO TOUCH THE CHILD
Random dude : Fuck-
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When both Europe family and Asean family meet
Britin : This is my son
Melaka Sultan : My wife gave birth to him
Britin : But i took care or him
*Angry Britin and Melaka Sultan noises*
Malay : Welp better find a new family-
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Me : *playing among us*
Me : * A shoppe ad comes out while i was killing a dead body*
Me : *White was the imposter crewmate wins*
Also me : IM GONNA JUMP-
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Pulau.p : Akak jom pergi padang (Big sis lets go to the park)
Selangor : Sekejap lagi akak sedang buat kerja ( Later i am doing my work)
Pulau.p : Ta-tapi semalam... akak cakap harini ( Bu-but yesterday big sis said today)
Selangor : PULUA JANGAN NANGIS!!(PULAU DONT CRY!!)
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Pahang : ABANG MANA IKAN PATIN AKU (BROTHER WHERE IS MY PATIN FISH)
Sarawak : MANALAH ABANG TAHU ( I DONT KNOW)
Pahang : OK JANGANLAH JERIT (OK DONT SCREM THEN)
Sarawak : HABISTU KENAPA ADIK JERIT( THEN WHY ARE YOU SCREMING)
Pahang : MANALAH ADIK TAHU-(I ALSO DONT KNOW-)
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Hahaha another incorrect quotes finish-
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Countryhumans incorrect quotes (Mostly Malaysia)
FanfictionHello this is my first ever book and it might be bad but i hope you enjoy also dont forget to vote okay thats it bye! Oh and the first few chapters are friking garbage so bare with me okay Ps cover is by Starshayaya from Ig
