The FoxGirl (Kyo Sohma Love Story)

Comedy special chapter!

Here is a special chapter of where there is only comedy with me and the others in Fruits Basket!Also this doesn't do anything with the story ^.^ -Golden
Golden's POV (My POV hehehe your gonna be scared of what goes on in my mind MWHAHAHAHAHAH!)
"High school girls, High school girls, High schools girls..."

SMACK!

"OWWW!" Shigure looked at me while rubbing his fore head of where I hit him with my brief case
"STOP BEING SUCH A PERVERT!" I screamed at him and he whimpered shrinking back into the back ground
"Geezz who is being annoying now?One Shigure is enough." I glared at the cat and pounced on him
"SHUT IT CAT!" I yelled yep I yell alot cause I'm a loud mouth Mwhahahahah!
"What ever your not even a GOLDEN person." I glared at him
"DON'T ACT LIKE HIKARU AND KAORU!" (Read my story on Ouran High School Host Club and you will understand of what I mean if your a fan of that anime)
"Who?" Kyo asked me and I rolled my eyes
"I have other stories to update not just this one so QUIET!" I stuffed a Rice Ball into his mouth and heard whimpering behind me.I turned around to see Shigure on the floor rubbing his fore head and stomach.Oops must have kicked him sorry about that...NOT!#SorrynotSorry!
"Your Bipolar." Kyo stated and I kicked him where the sun don't shine and got off of him wiping my hands in the back ground is Kyo groaning in pain
"Why are you always like this Golden?" Tohru asked me and I skipped around her
"Cause it's fun!" I stated happily
"I told you Bipolar..." I heard Kyo mutter and I through plates at him that surrounded him like connect the dots
"Says the one who couldn't beat a animal smaller than him." I stated with a evil aura around me and a shadow casted my eyes.Tohru gulped from behind me
"'Why cant we all get along?"' Kileana asked me using sign language
"Because if we didn't there will be no comedy in the world." I stated with my hands on my hips
"That makes no sense." Yuki said and I glanced at him when he was in the doorway to the kitchen
"Yes it does if you think about it rat!" I stated crossing my arms
"Now why does she lash at everyone?" Ayame asked and I glared at him
"Maybe because your the ones who are annoying and I have anger issues so go back to your 'store' and work with your 'assistant'." I ordered him and he scoffed and that just turned everything into a big fight between me and everyone except for Momiji, Kileana, Hatori, Kisa, and Tohru who stayed out of the way and Shigure was caught in the battle.Kyo and Yuki bickered and Ayame and I were lashing at each other non stop.Haru turned black (Every time I write that down I feel awkward because then it sounds kinda racist to me -.-) and it was disaster after that and I'm surprise the house was still stable and intacked to the ground and not in pieces of wood and other essentials
"DON'T CALL MY STORE THAT!" Ayame yelled at me throwing a punch at me and I dodged it
"TOO BAD I ALREADY SO WHY DON'T YOU GO AND CRY ME A RIVER SNAKE!" I yelled and kneed his stomach he clutched his stomach and I upper cut him sending him flying into Shigure who was caught in between Haru and Kyo and Yuki.I laughed histerrically
"Okay now I'm going to head out for some ice cream see ya!!" I announced and the battle royal stopped.They stared at me
"YOUR LEAVING NOW?!" They all asked except for the bystanders watching the scene 
"Yes why not?I'm hungry and if I get hungry I become a nightmare." I stated crossing my arms
"YOU ALREADY ARE A NIGHTMARE!" Kyo yelled at me and I smirked
"Want me to write the next chapter of where your making out with Yuki or Kagura?Kyooooo...???" I asked him evilly and he gulped same goes for Yuki except Kagura had hearts in her eyes and was fangirling
"You wouldn't dare!" Yuki stated and I laughed evilly
"Oh but yes I would.You guys have known me for 2 months so you should be expecting a lot from me and my evil antics." I said and skipped towards the worried fox
"Kileana!I want you to go in the closet for me!" All the guys shared glances with each other then went wide eyed
"ARE YOU GONNA RAPE HER?!" All of the guys yelled with their jaw dropped.I stared at them before laughing
"You guys are even more perverted than Shigure!!!" I stated laughing
"And no I'm not.Why would I ever do that to her?I just wanted her to grab..." Kileana came back from the closet with a ice cream machine!
"THIS!!!THANK YOU LITTLE FOX!" I thanked Kileana giving her a hug
"Once again she's Bipolar..." I shot Kyo a glare then started making some ice cream while Kileana watched me closely in deep interest
"'How do you know how to make ice cream?''' Kileana asked me and I chuckled
"I have my sources." I stated and continued on with my work to make a master piece!
(Time Skip ICE CREAM IS DONE!)
"OKAY DONE GRAB A CONE PEOPLE!" I yelled and grabbed myself a Orange Sherbert and danced around Hatori
"Hatori why don't you grab some ice cream?!" I asked him and he shook his head
"No thank you, I'm pretty sure you poisoned it." He told me and I pouted licking my ice cream
"Awww your so mean!Why would I ever poison...anything..." I said 'anything' in a evil tone.I giggled and skipped back to the ice cream machine to see everyone making sure I didn't add anything poisonous in the ice cream
"Don't worry if I poisoned it I would be eating any." I stated and licked my ice cream again.They all sighed in relief and got their ice cream (I will let you decide of what flavor they got)
"Uh oh We are running out of time people say bye!" I announced and they waved once.I growled and through everyone in a pile
"SAY BYE PEOPLE!!!" I ordered them and they nodded hesitantly
"BYEEEE!!!!!" We all yelled while Kileana waved frantically smiling

COMEDY SPECIAL CHAPTER DONE!!!
BA BYE!!!!NOW YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I PUT MYSELF INTO THE STORY THERE WON'T BE SHIGURE'S HOUSE ANYMORE!!!Also guys I had fun writing this and I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did writing it! -Golden