Two weeks after Asahi crushed Noya's lower half ;)
Kageyama: If yo leg get cut off would it hurt
Tsukki: Yes it will hurt fool-
Kageyama: How doe-
Iwa-chan: 'Cuz yo leg got cut off foo-
Kuroo: Where are you gonna feel the pain?
Dadchi: In your le-
Bokuto: EXACTLY BRO!
Kageyama: How you gone feel the pain in your leg
Iwa-chan: If your leg is gone??!
Bokuto: If your leg is gone!!
Kuroo: If your leg is gone!!
Lev: If your leg is gone??!
Kageyama: If your leg is gone!!
Tsukki: Idiots.
Tsukki: I'm surrounded by complete idiots!!
Dadchi: Hey! watch it!
Lev: So where do you feel the pain!!?
Tsukki: In your veins
Kageyama: Oh.
Tsukki: Not only are you a king your a stupid king.
Kageyama: SHUT UP
Tsukki: Make me.
Dadchi: AyeAYE AYE AYE!
Dadchi: Ya'll bet not
Dadchi: Ya'll better not!
Iwa-chan: Lol- Dadchi mode activated
Dadchi: Ughh
Kuroo: It's in the name!
Dadchi: Whe-
Asahi: GUYSSBHDCVY
Kuroo: Oh Jesus got reincarnated again???
Bokuto: What is this the 3rd time
Kageyama: 5th actually
Tsukki: He got killed by Suga san when Noya sat on his lap and he got ha-
Asahi: NO NEED FOR DETAILS
Kageyama: And when he spiked a ball to boke and he fell over-
Asahi: Please stop exposing me
Dadchi: Suga was so mad that Noya, Tsukki, Kags, and Tanaka and I had to hold him back while the second year rushed Asahi to the hospital.
Asahi: Pls Stop!!!
EnnoShita: And don't forget what you did to Noya in the hospital room
Lev: And all of this happened in the past two weeks??!
Ennoshita: yep
Kuroo: No need to be shyyyy Azumane
Bokuto: You definitely getting some
Iwa-chan: For once I can agree with this idiot
Tsukki: ^^^
Asahi: Anyway this isn't about me
Asahi: I just found all the boys in the gym i-in
Iwa-chan: Spit it out
Asahi: It's better if I just show you
Everone but Asahi: huh?
*Asahi sent attachments*
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