THEY'RE WEARING WHAT!?!

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Two weeks after Asahi crushed Noya's lower half ;)

Kageyama: If yo leg get cut off would it hurt

Tsukki: Yes it will hurt fool-

Kageyama: How doe-

Iwa-chan: 'Cuz yo leg got cut off foo-

Kuroo: Where are you gonna feel the pain?

Dadchi: In your le-

Bokuto: EXACTLY BRO!

Kageyama: How you gone feel the pain in your leg

Iwa-chan: If your leg is gone??!

Bokuto: If your leg is gone!!

Kuroo: If your leg is gone!!

Lev: If your leg is gone??!

Kageyama: If your leg is gone!!

Tsukki: Idiots.

Tsukki: I'm surrounded by complete idiots!!

Dadchi: Hey! watch it!

Lev: So where do you feel the pain!!?

Tsukki: In your veins

Kageyama: Oh.

Tsukki: Not only are you a king your a stupid king.

Kageyama: SHUT UP

Tsukki: Make me.

Dadchi: AyeAYE AYE AYE!

Dadchi: Ya'll bet not

Dadchi: Ya'll better not!

Iwa-chan: Lol- Dadchi mode activated

Dadchi: Ughh

Kuroo: It's in the name!

Dadchi: Whe-

Asahi: GUYSSBHDCVY

Kuroo: Oh Jesus got reincarnated again???

Bokuto: What is this the 3rd time

Kageyama: 5th actually

Tsukki: He got killed by Suga san when Noya sat on his lap and he got ha-

Asahi: NO NEED FOR DETAILS

Kageyama: And when he spiked a ball to boke and he fell over-

Asahi: Please stop exposing me

Dadchi: Suga was so mad that Noya, Tsukki, Kags, and Tanaka and I had to hold him back while the second year rushed Asahi to the hospital.

Asahi: Pls Stop!!!

EnnoShita: And don't forget what you did to Noya in the hospital room

Lev: And all of this happened in the past two weeks??!

Ennoshita: yep

Kuroo: No need to be shyyyy Azumane

Bokuto: You definitely getting some

Iwa-chan: For once I can agree with this idiot

Tsukki: ^^^

Asahi: Anyway this isn't about me

Asahi: I just found all the boys in the gym i-in

Iwa-chan: Spit it out

Asahi: It's better if I just show you

Everone but Asahi: huh?

*Asahi sent attachments*

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