Bisexual stuff

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Right so being bRitIsh I never watched Disney channel and all that jazz. But I'm only really discovering it now, and oh my holy jesus.

Oh my fucking fuck. Oh my fuck. Jade West. Jade. Fucking. West.

(Insert intense bisexual screaming here)

She's perfect. I love girls who don't love me. I love a woman who can step on me and call me a skank, while looking as hOT AS FUCK.

And when she performs that Take a Hint song? WHEN SHE FUCKING COUNTS?? HOLY SHIT, I AM PREGNANT.

(Swoons and then proceeds to faint)

Ack I want her to rAIL ME.

OK BYE LOL. HERE'S THE VIDEO THAT MADE ME ALMOST LOSE MY HETEROSEXUALITY COMPLETELY.

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