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1) Can you cry underwater? Yes 2) Do *fish* ever get thirsty? Fish don't have to drink dummies 3) Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? They sleep in nests... 4) Y is it called building when it's already built? Good question 5) When they say dog food is new and improved, who testes it? Don't dogs test it? 😉 6) If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? 🌳💸 7) Why does round pizza come in square boxes? Bc it looks esthetically nicer 😌 8) Is cereal soup? NO CEREAL JUST GOES IN MILK HOW IS SOUP WITH MILK? AND SOUP IS USUALLY SALTY NOT SWEET 9) What came first the egg or the chicken? God made the chicken, not the egg 😑 10) Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? 🤨
