*Bob Duncan's pov*
Today I decided to go to Washington, no reason at all just the president is getting married! Finally, our first lgbt president! America is so innovative
I decided to go to Walmart, it was hard getting around due to all the fat people but I eventually made it in
"My shopping list says... barbed wires, an Ak-47, gas, a lighter" okay let's go try to find these items...
While I am in the store I run into an old friend...
"Peter... peter griffin?" I say out loud
"Hello Bob Duncan" says peter
To save conversation me and peter decide together to shoot the president during his homosexual wedding, we storm out of Walmart 1980's style with a gun, weed, and a soft dick, who can even get an erection anymore? Not me, not peter.
While we are running around we stumble across a rock that says "J+D" I immediately pull out my gun and shoot the rock, the kids from 2008 who painted that there cry in their gothic pale ass looking bitches with their lungs looking like charcoal damelio. Me and peter get our hair gel out and get ready for the wedding. We hold hands on our way out to the limbo and sit down, only we know what is about to happen next...
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