*Donald Trumps pov*
Today's the day! I am finally the one who is receiving the punishment after this. I walked around in my nice tuxedo, my back is slanted, I don't know why! Must've been from the good pounding last night;) hehehe aaah I'm sooo excited! You know after all this pain I finally get to do what I desire! Pope Francis is dead, my nails are done, what could be any better? Oh and by the way, I found the socks francis took from me! They were in his laundry basket, that fucking bastard!
I am getting ready with all the girls, and the gays. I couldn't imagine anything better! I even invited the gross guy from the subway, he was surprised to show up but I assured him if he was good he could WATCH me and Joe in the hotel later tonight. I'm talking to my ex-wife who is ecstatic about my wedding, she's coming with Mike's ex wife and I couldn't be happier for them. Ah I can't believe it's only 3 more hours to wait, I hope this will be the best wedding of my life! This time I'm inside a building instead of outside where my dress/tux could've been damaged, this time I'm in a beautiful white chapel, there's lots of pretty lights, and designs everywhere, I am in love with this place but, I don't love it anymore than Joe. I cannot wait to be Donald Biden
*Joe Biden pov*
"Today's the day" I say to my servants, they have decides to be my best men, I don't know why I never wanted those stupid fucks to be apart of my life but whatever I guess. I can only imagine Donald now, in his beautiful suit ready to marry me!
Aaaa I'm soooo excited! I walk down the aisle to where I'll be standing, I see some great friends in the audience! All I have to do now is to wait for Donald, ahhh.
*no ones pov*
Donald trump walks down the aisle, he's wearing a soft tuxedo/dress mix all in white.
Joe Biden stands there, smiling
The pope begins,
"On this day we celebrate the first queer president in all American history." The pope clears his throat "Joe, do you take Trump to be your awfully wedded husband"
"I do" says Joe Biden
"And Donald, do you take Joe Biden to be your a lot better than you, but not as perfect as Bernie Sanders wedded husband?"
"I do" says Donald Trump
"Now with the tears of sexually assaulted children, I now present you as Husband, and Husband. You may now kiss the gay"
Joe Biden leans in for a kiss
"JUST A SECOND" yells Peter Griffin
Bob Duncan takes his gun and starts shooting in the audience
Everyone starts screaming bloody murder
"Hey Bob, do you wanna get dinner after this?"
"Ofc" says Bob Duncan
Trump and Biden run out of the chapel and into the van
The police immediately came and arrested Peter, and Bob. In the police car peter, and Bob make out
Trump and Biden finish the wedding at the beach, theres no music so the crowd puts on a little surprise
*trombone noises*
"We know today was something really dumb"
"But we are happy to come along!"
"Today was something really sad, 500 people died and they were all queers"
*saxaphone break*
"We know that you're both happy, you're something new, something never seen before!"
"But we have something to confess"
"We only came for free dinner" "and maybe a free condom"
"We don't mean to get an erection, this is just really hot" "even though it's a picture, of a mop"
"So don't be happy, but be proud! Atleast you guys will have something to tell"
"STOP IT" says Donald
"Just stop with the shitty song!"
"We all know today was something different! Something really fucking sad! But that does not mean you guys can do that to the dead people!"
"If I learned anything today it's to be happy, and value what you have! I might not be the best president, the greatest husband, or the smartest individual"
"But at least... this time I'm the bottom!"
*donald and Joe kiss*
The crowd just gets up and leave, but that doesn't matter to the love birds
If we learned anything, you can write something so stupid but still get loved and that's what I appreciate most
Anyways, I must go now, trump and Joe must go have disgusting eye sex, and you must go find something better to read
I love you all
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THE END
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Donald Trump x Joe Biden - This time I'm the bottom
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