ITS ACTUALLY JESUS

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Nine months later? idk how long does it take for a parasite to marinate?

"Norman! Get that fucking steam roller again we finna have to drive it to a hospital, jesus coming out...."

of da closet

 jkjk unless...

"I'm coming I'm coming. Ight lets go my g" Normanie said

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So they at da hospital right?

Sangwoo goes ahhh

baby pops out 

OH SHIT THIS AINT NO NORMAL BABY

ITS......

PABLO!

PABLO IS JESUS!

Sangwoo grabbed his baby from da ugly bitch ass nurse, "Ayo Normie what should I name it?"

Little do they know it has a name already 🙄

"Um phil?" Bitch ass Norman suggested

"Are you dumb, fucking Normie whos basic. What about philosophy?" Sangwoo yelled cause mf has anger issues.

The bitch ass ugly nurse butted in, "What about Pablo?"

Soon to be Pablo yelled pablo in agreement cause he is jesus and can talk already. 

"Ugh ugly ass mf parasite chose him name..." Sangwoo huffed

"Something tells me your not gonna be a good mother, " Normanie insulted

"Ayo bitchboy go ask cloud papi to give you second holy spirit to birth okay? Stfu I will stab you ugly," Sangwoah said he's a very moody just unpregnant lady.

"Stab." Pablo stated 

"YES YES YES I FUCKING LOVE MY KID! FUCK YEAH HE KNOWS WHATS UP! NORMAN YOU BETTER RUN YOUR TURNING INTO THE MAIN COURSE FOR LUNCH!" Snagie yelled 

Anyways Snagwoo and his newborn Pablo stabbed Normie, he was dumb asf anyway...


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a/n

the only child I won't hit with a bat 

the only child I won't hit with a bat 

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PABLO!✝ 🙏

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