OK. I need a million dollars. Stat. I need to own these statuettes RIGHT NOWWWWWWWW! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! *random person hears me screaming and calls ambulance*
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*Ambulance arrives*
Me: *still shouting and ranting*
Ambulance people rush up to my room and see me ranting. "This is no task for us... we must get the fanbulance!!!
*fanbulance comes*
Me: *passes out from screaming*
Thranduil: *steps out of fanbulance in slo-mo which magically turns into a sports car*
*Angels sing*
Legolas: Daaaaaad your blinding them with your fabulousness
*Angels stop singing*
Legolas: *Piles statuettes into my lap* *Glides back into fanbulance/sportscar*
Me: *wakes up and sees statuettes* *completely redoes room with statuettes* *sleeps with the Kili and Fili ones*
Ok that was originally gonna be a rant but it got a little out of hand.
What the potatoes did I just write...
I don't know Renni, I don't know. ❤️ Fäe
FÄE!!!!!!!! I did not ask you to WRITE IN MY BOOK! Hehehe whatever I can't stop you.
Kk bye 💞 Rennï
YOU ARE READING
Pink Palominos
RandomThis is a COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY RANDOM BOOK! Why? Because I was bored. With Writers Block. And a million thoughts floating around in my mind.
