Chapter 4

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"Up next! Something around Lance's past relationships!" Author said excitedly.

"Oooooo! I didn't know he had lovers?" Allura asked.

"He did. None of them lasted long though. One was engaged and he found out after they had slept together. Another was a fling. And the last went to Kerburos." Author explained(all of them secretly being Matt cause yes).

"Matt?" Pidge asked.

"Matt." Author responded. "Let's get on with it."

"Honey Honey, how you thrill me, a-ha honey honey
Honey Honey, nearly kill me, a-ha, honey honey"

"Was Lance almost killed!?" Allura yelled.

"No. It's an expression, it basically means that he thought that he was so perfect that he could die." Author explained.

"I've heard about you before
I wanted to know some more
And now I know what they mean, you're a love machine"

"Ew" Pidge said

"Oh, you make me dizzy!
Honey Honey, let me feel it, a-ha, honey honey
Honey Honey, don't conceal it, a-ha, honey honey"

"I'm confused…" Allura said.

"So am I.." Coran said.

"The way that you kiss goodnight..
The way that you hold me tight..
I feel like I wanna sing when you do your..THING"

"Ew!" Pidge said again. 

"I don't wanna hurt you baby, I don't wanna see you cry
So stay on the ground boy, you better not get to high
But I'm gonna stick to you boy, you'll never get rid of me.."

"But..didn't he get rid of him when he went to Kerburos?" Hunk asked.

"Shh" Author said.

"There's no other place in this world where I rather would be
Honey honey, touch me baby, a-ha, honey honey"

"Please don't." Pidge said.

"Honey honey, hold me baby, a-ha, honey honey
You look like a movie star (look like a movie star)"

"He really didn't though," Pidge said, snickering.

"But I know just who you are (I wonder just who you are)
And honey, to say the least, you're a doggone beast"

"TMI!" Pidge shouted.

Shiro laughed.

"So stay on the ground girl, you better not get too high
There's no other place in this world where I rather would be"

"Does it repeat?" Keith asked.

"Pretty much, yea"

"Honey honey, how you thrill me, a-ha, honey honey
Honey honey, nearly kill me, a-ha, honey honey"

"I don't wanna know this! Omfg.." Pidge said.

Hunk and Shiro laughed at the gremlin.

"I'd heard about you before (I'd heard about you before)
I wanted to know some more (I wanted to know you some more)
And now I know what they mean, you're a love machine Oh, you make me dizzy"

"Is it over?" Pidge asked

"Yea"

"Awww that one was cute!" Hunk said

"Says the one not related to who he was talking to…" Pidge mumbled. 

A/N: Song used was: Honey Honey by ABBA. Again, I highly recommend it. I prefer it from the movie Mamma Mia. I recommend the movie too!

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