I never liked you~BAU

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"You know you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, right?" I ask my guy best friend Jack but got no response
"Jack? Did you hear me? You're the best thing that's ever happened to me"
"Leave me alone"
"What?"
"God you don't understand? Leave me alone"
"Oh okay" I said and got up to leave his apartment  having to make my way to work
Once I get into my car I pick up the phone and call my girl best friend "hey Denise?"
"Yeah Y/N?"
"Can you text Jack and talk bad about me?"
"I don't think I can. You're my best friend"
"Please"
"Sure. What do you want me to say?"
"Something along the lines of 'oh my god Y/N won't leave me alone' I guess"
"Okay.... sent"
"Great now while you guys are trash talking imma talk to you about a dream I had"
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"Hey did Jack ever get back?"
"Oh yeah we've been talking for a little bit"
"Okay great! Send it to me"
"I don't think I can"
"Why?"
"Honestly if I got this text I'd sit in the corner and cry"
"Denise just send it to me"
"I can't. I don't wanna hurt you"
"You're hurting me by not sending it to me"
"Okay fine. I'm so sorry though"
"Just got the texts now give me a second to read it"
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Denise: Oh my god Y/N is so annoying
Jack: exactly! Finally someone else agrees with me
Denise: I mean she won't leave me alone
Jack: I know I honestly only use her for answers, other than that she's useless
Denise: I know
Jack: She keeps telling me ' I love you'
Denise: I know she tells me that too and yeah we're best friends and all but after a while I can't deal with it anymore
Jack: I know! Honestly imma get my girlfriend to beat her up and she won't even know what hit her
Denise: I know she just needs to stop. Like for real
Jack: I honestly wish I never met her. She's so annoying that it's not even funny.
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"You're kidding right??"
"Y/N I wish I was but those are the texts"
"Oh my gosh. Imma text him"
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Y/N: you liar
Jack: what?
Y/N: you honestly couldn't grow a pair of balls and tell me you hated me and didn't want me to bother you anymore
Jack: yeah okay
Y/N: so you basically just used me for answers
Jack: if you keep bothering me imma get my girlfriend to beat you up
Y/N: honestly can't believe I liked you
Jack: can't believe I wasted my time on you
Y/N: have a nice like douchebag
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I walk into the BAU with tears in my eyes which drew  Penelope's attention away from Derek to me
"Oh my oh my, my sweets! Who hurt you?"
"On Penny I'm fine"
"Mamas you are not fine"
"Yeah you have tears in your eyes you're definitely not fine"
"Hey guys- woah Y/N what happened??"
"Okay well-"
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"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry" Penelope said comforting me
"So where does this Jack guy live? Hotch, Rossi, Reid and I are just gonna talk"
"Umm Emily and I are as well"
"Guys it's fine you don't- 407 East Linwood Ave he lives in the red house"
"Alright imma show him what this Italian had in storage"
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Hey hey, this story is based on real life events for me and it happened last Thanksgiving and I had to change the names, to be nice. Denise is my actual best friend who had the heart to do what I asked and everything I made her say is what she actually said and everything "Jack" said is what the guy this is about really said. So yeah!

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