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John John cook🤠💍
what the fuck

me
what?

John John cook🤠💍
say that again

me
motherfucker you can just scroll up

John John cook🤠💍
say that again

me
*deep sigh*
alright

me
am i afraid that IU could come in any minute and swoop my boyfriend from me in a literal second? yes.
but are we talking about that? no.

John John cook🤠💍
first of all fuck you, second of all
Am i afraid that my girlfriend loves blueberry muffins more than her own boyfriend? yes.
are we talking about that? no.
so STFU YOU TRICK ASS BITCH even tho that is practically true STILL STFU

me
damn wtf

me

methat hurt my ego a bit ngl

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me
that hurt my ego a bit ngl

John John cook🤠💍
its okay i still love you uwu so cute i could just crush you ☺️

me

mejin help im scaredoh btw did you get my package

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me
jin help im scared
oh btw did you get my package

John John cook🤠💍
Which one?
that one where there was a shirt that said "you dont scare me. i have two daughters"
even tho i dont have any children

me

me

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