𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 • corpse husband

08: corpse_boyfriend

after the house tour, corpse and i hung out in his backyard, we where sitting on lawn-chairs looking at the stars telling stories like the responsible adults we are

"and then i was like what the fuck gerald that was my favorite pillow, this is why you have a dap and not a wap like me"

"not the pillow. canceled #geraldiscanceledparty"

we talked for another good 4 hours, till i had an amazing idea, big brain moment

"hey corpse, do you want to break the internet with me? we could troll the fans, only if you're comfortable of course"

"bet what are we going?"

"so i was thinking...."

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angelcultz: he chokes me like he hates me but he loves me @/corpse_husband 💜

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"do you think they'll fall for it?"
"probably, for how much we flirt on the tl they're probably eating this up, but lemme check twitter just incase"

"oh wow, they work fast"

"corpse, do you think we should tell them it's a prank? i kinda feel bad now since we're already #1"

"don't hate me for what i'm about to say, you can say no if you want, but what if we fake dated? we could keep this going longer and we can make this into a video?" i thought about what he said for a while, but the answer was clear

"okay, let's do it"
"i'll tweet saying it's not fake"
"this should be fun"

i get up and start walking toward the door to head inside to get my film camera, good ring i brought it. i think this could be fun, risky but i think it will be fun content. i look over my shoulder and see corpse heading my way "hey corpse do you want to wear your mask for the video or should i just blur you out?"
"just blur my face so i look like a pixle, the mask gets annoying"

i turn on my camera and flip the screen around so we can see ourselves  "i bet, okay let's get started"
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"what's up guys it's me, angel, and i'm here with my boyfriend corpse! bubbas say hi" "what up baby" "today we're doing something that we might or might regret later, but that's for our future selves to figure out. we're not actually dating, it's for this video and we're going to be filming this whole journey."

all of a sudden corpse turns to me, looking like that one pikachu meme, and says "wait angel i just realized.....i don't have your number"

"well shit"
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i hate to do this to y'all, but i'm going to leave it here, i've fallen sick :( if anyone wants to help write youre more than welcome to dm me because it's probably going to be a little bit 😭