𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 • corpse husband

12: ouch

there is a few cuss words in this chapter! just a heads up

*angels pov*

now you might be wondering "angel what happened to your date with corpse? what the fuck happened?" well i wonder that too, let's go back in time and take a peak together.

-2 hours before-
i peaked my head into the kitchen glancing around for my purse, i don't see it so i decided to ask the clown "corpse!" his ass didn't reply so i yelled louder this time
"CORPSE"
"WHAT ANGEL?"
"HAVE YOU SEEN MY PURSE?"
"ITS ON THE KITCHEN TABLE"
"BUT IM-" i turned back to look in the kitchen boom. it's there. "WHAT THE FUck????" i ended up letting it slide thinking he had the mom superpowers. i went to my bedroom and looked in my closet to find something to wear on our date, i'm super excited but also terrified like i don't want to mess anything up...WAIT i don't have time to think about that right now i look through my closet and decide on (providing some inspiration you can always think of something else)

i snapped a pic of the ootd and posted it

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*photo of choice*
liked by 666k
angelcultz: "damn i am one pretty bitch 💅🏼 date with bae today :]"

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in the middle of when i was laughing at hate comments i suddenly heard the door *knock knock* i got so startled that i fell to the floor
"angel i heard you fall are you okay? can i come in?" don't be fooled, his words are sweet but i can hear him laughing his dumbass off out there "yeah i'm fine come in" the door opens and the corpse man looks down at me and just stared, was there something on my face? does he regret meeting me? oh no he hates me doesn't he? man id hope it would be at least after the dat-

"you look pretty"

i stopped. world pause.

THE CORPSE JUST CALLED ME PRETTY? i know he has complimented me before but i think i can die truly happy now. i realized i haven't fit checked him back, have to see his vibes you know! woo we momma thank you for blessing me with eyes i've seen jesus himself! "corpse, you make my pussy talk english, spanish. and french" he chuckled "does it talk euros, dollars, and yen too?" "absolutely! so where are we going?" corpse paused for a moment and continued to say "well i was thinkin-" we where cut off from our phones blowing the fuck up, we glanced over and saw literally thousands of notifications a second

"corpse i knew one day i'd get canceled for having a fat ass, i didn't expect it today" i wiggled my eyebrows at him while he gives me a judgey look "what ass? i'm seeing a cutting board right now" THE AUDACITY OF THIS MAN??? A CUTTING BOARD???

we had a good laughing moment before i decided to check what was actually going on on the socials

*valkyrae responded to your post* "slut"
she has been a bit weird lately she is my bestie, so i just took it as a jokingly friend way and thought of it as nothing, until i saw IT, the post that would cancel my date, the post the ruined our friendship, the post that made corpse so angry he blocked, the post that got her "canceled", the post that made corpse and i breakdown

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valkyrae;
"i said he was mine whore, can you not read? i said give him back! he was mine first and will ALWAYS be mine just ask the fans! if you don't give him back i'll tell EVERYONE your biggest secrets and kill your precious little pet, you have 24 hours or else you'll be saying goodbye
*photo of your injured pet*
*comments disabled*
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notes!
all of this happens before last chapter so basically last chapter happens right after, except the very end because i actually accidentally published last chapter but i just left it tbh it works, it's kinda short but next chapter will be long and will include some triggering topics so i didn't want to go too far into this chapter!

notes pt.2
I JUST MADE THIS UP LITERALLY IN 5 MINUTES AND I DONT HAVE TIME TO PROOF READ PLEASE TELL ME IF THERES MISTAKES OKAY ILY