Danganronpa Oneshots (smut)

Rantaro x Shuichi

Kokichi: spare coochie?
Shuichi: oh hell nah *slap*
Kokichi: *screams but make it very deep* hit me baby one more time
Shuichi: I hate men
Rantaro: hey shawty
Shuichi: aooghaaa
Rantaro: get in loser we're going shopping
Shuichi: I'm a barbie girl
Rantaro: let's buy sum fresh avocados
Shuichi: oumalord don't eat em that would be cannibalism
Rantaro: nœ hœ my hair's gray gotta dye it
Shuichi: MOM CAN WE GO TO MCDONALD'S? THEY HAVE NAGITO KOMAEDA ON THE MCDONALD'S MENU BOARD
Rantaro: u can call me daddy

Shuichi got really horny so they fugged.