RusCan: Snowy Relationships

Chapter 18: Gagner la Confiance

This story was influenced by "Giving In" by Artificial.

Chapter 18: Gagner la confiance

"If you two are going to stay here, I have three conditions." Canada said holding up three fingers to his brothers.

"Yeah sure Mattie." America said.

"What are the conditions?" England asked.

"One. I am not a maid. I will not pick up after you two-Well Al really." Canada said. "You will pick up any clothes you throw on the ground, clean up any dishes you leave around, and you will clean up any mess you make."

"I can do that...." America said a little uncertain,

"And you know I can." England noted.

"Well yeah I know you can, you already cleaned up the kitchen for me."

"Yeah you're welcome."

"Thank you Britain." Canada said. "Now, Two. You two are not the owners of this house, everything is not for you, Alfred. You break it, you buy it. Do not use something you would think you need my permission for without asking. Got it?"

"Uh huh." America was loosing interest.

"And stop stealing my sweets." Canada said. America made a nervous smile and shrugged. Canada signed. "And last, England."

"Huh?" England didn't know what he could do that would have a rule noted towards him.

"No cooking. Period." Canada said, even the thought of England's food made him feel sick.

"W-What? Why?"

"Whatda mean why?" America said. "You're cooking is more deadly than nukes! That should be enough reason!"

"My cooking isn't deadly!" England protested "Williams! Why would you sa-Um you're face is green?"

"Yeah. I thought about the last meal you gave me." Canada said, his face was turning green with the thought.

"W-What?"

"Iggy. You're food is terrible." America said.

"It is not! And you used to love when I cooked for you!"

"Yeah. Then I got taste buds."

"You still haven't got them." Canada said.

"Mattie! You can agree that my hamburgers are awesome right?" America questioned.

"W-Well their not bad." Canada said honestly.

"See! Told you England!"

"Those heart-attacks-on-a-bun are disgusting."

"You've never even had one!"

"Because their just disgusting!"

"You can't say that if you haven't had one!"

"Yes I can!"

"Na ah!"

"Um guys?" Canada tried to come in but he was quickly shut out.

"They are greasy, fatty, unhealthy, disgusting, and are the reason your people have bloody heart attacks everyday." England said harshly.

"Take that back!"

"No."

"Don't mock the burgers!"

"Why the bloody hell are you defending a piece of beef so much?"

"Cause it's my piece of beef!"

"What is going on?" Russia came in after watching the two fight about hamburgers.