Being in a Love Triangle

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1.Scout: Being in a love triangle with Scout isn't easy. He'll try to get your attention by being even more of a showoff. 

"Come on babe, let me show you my skills."

2.Solider: He will openly try to compete for you in hand to hand combat. He will also (most likely) be naked while doing so.

"I'll show you what a real man looks like."

3.Pyro: There is no rival for Pyro. Nobody wants to fight Pyro. (Except maybe Heavy.)

4.Demoman: Like Solider he'll openly compete for you (granted he'll have clothes on). It doesn't matter if it's his own teammates or an opposite team member he'll show no mercy.

"How'd ya like that Darlin'?"

5.Heavy: There is no rival for Heavy. Nobody wants to fight Heavy either. (Except maybe Pyro.)

6.Engineer: He would try to be a gentleman about it but if he has too he will not hesitate to fight someone (especially Spy). The only thing getting between you and his rival is a sentry.

"I'll mind my manners, but he sure didn't."

7.Medic: He would use his ability as a Medic to try and get closer too you. Medical check-ups go on forever. Everyone makes sure they go before you because you take hours.

"I can't have jou getting sick vith zat disgusting (class)'s germs."

8.Sniper: He won't rest until the message get's through his rival's skull (literally). He'll seek him out on the battlefield and headshot him all day long.

"They're mine got it. And I'll drill it in ta ya head one bullet at a time."

9.Spy:  Like Sniper backstabs and taunts to make his opponent look incompetent and foolish. Making him look far better by comparison. 

"Did jou see zat? It's so sad, how pathetic. Jou should be with a real man."

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