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by nirvanamuke

by nirvanamuke

Mike Wazowski // 6:53am: good mornin tuna

Lunatic // 6:54am: dude, my alarm doesnt go off until 7 why the hell did you ruin my precious sleep??

Mike Wazowski // 6:55am: you had like 7 minutes shut up

Lunatic // 6:57am: 7 minutes that i couldve been sleeping

Mike Wazowski // 7:00am: GET UR LAZY BUTT UP!!! YOU HAVE ANOTHER WONDERFUL DAY AT SCHOOL !!!

Lunatic // 7:00am: MICHAEL SHUT UP. I AM UP OKAY??!

Mike Wazowski // 7:01am: damn, alright. dont need to be so harsh man, chill.

Lunatic // 7:01am: shut up. brb i have to shower

Mike Wazowski // 7:02am: oo kinky can i watch

Lunatic // 7:04am: EW DONT BE A PERVERT. I STILL DONT KNOW IF YOURE ACTUALLY 18

Mike Wazowski // 7:05am: maybe i'm 43, you dont even know

Lunatic // 7:05am: now im creeped out but srsly i have to shower. you're distracting me ok brB

While I shower I think of how Michael might look. Aw wait no this isn't inappropriate i swear, i'm thinking about like eye colour and hair colour not penis i swear. shit now i am. fuck how do i stop???

I quickly get out of the shower to rid of these thoughts and get ready for the day.

Lunatic // 7:34am: aye im back

Mike Wazowski // 7:35am: sup homo

Lunatic // 7:35am: wtf i'm not a homo

Mike Wazowski // 7:35am: ok i believe you

Lunatic // 7:36am: do you go to school?

Mike Wazowski // 7:37am: why

Lunatic // 7:37am: idk just askin

Mike Wazowski // 7:38am: i'm supposed to, i never do though bc i'm a lazy shit and school sucks

Lunatic // 7:38am: i know, if i dont go to school my mom takes away my xbox 😅

Mike Wazowski // 7:40am: WTF TORTURE MUCH???

Lunatic // 7:42am: ikr ok i gotta go catch my bus ttyl hokie

Mike Wazowski // 7:42am: see ya hokie

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i probably wont update for a long time again bc i need to write more
and i kind of gave up putting the texts in italics bc it was annoying me and i got lazy
p.s all the drama in the fam is dumb as shit!!
p.p.s calum's birthday was today! or yesterday bc its 12 am. okay see you guys later remember to vote and comment bc i like comments! - mig