𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢 𝐧𝐢𝐡𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐮'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 , 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆

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-in the morning-
Y/n: clay wake upppp
Clay: why
Y/n: it's 6 and we need to go shopping for tomorrow, then we need to do the elections and start packinggg
Clay: fine! Only if I get to help wake up everyone
Y/n: of course love, I got snapmap
You run to nicks room carefully opening his door trying not to wake up. You then search up on YouTube "GeorgeNotFound screaming loudly" and press on the first video. You turn up the volume on your phone and put your phone up to his ear and press play
Video: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nick: fucking Jesus Christ
You're laughing trying not to fall over
Nick: y/n! What the fuck?
Y/n: language
Nick: no don't fucking language me! Why'd you wake me up
Y/n: I'm sorry mamas, but we need to go shopping, do the elections and pack
Nick: ugh fine
He rolls his eyes and starts to get ready for the day. You go into your bathroom brush your teeth, put on your clothes and brush your hair, putting it into a messy bun

My world 🥺💜

Y/n:
Morning! Are you guys ready?

Niki:
Yeah! We are about to head out! See you in 20

Y/n: GUYS LETS GO
Nick: okay okay mom!
George: omg snapmap just get your ass in the car
Y/n: exactly listen to your elders
Everyone heads into clays car while clay drives, you let George be shotgun while you sit in the backseat with Nick

Via🙄

Via:
Hey darling, how are you?

Y/n:
What do you want?

Via:
I was just asking how you were? Is that too much for a mother to ask?

Y/n:
No you aren't just asking me how I am. You always want something. It's been what 6 months you haven't texted me, and now you text me?

Via:
Okay fine. I just wanted to ask when you were free so you can meet a boy, you know I was thinking about planning your wedding soon

You turn your phone off and roll your eyes at the thought of Via
Nick: what happened n/n?
Y/n: it's just Via, she's being annoying
Clay: what'd she do?
Y/n: planning my wedding
George: oh my god! Does she know when to take a break?
Y/n: I know, anyways guys what do you all need?
George: probably some short clothing cause in England it's always cold
Y/n: okay so we have around 4 hours to shop and hopefully get lunch
After 10 more minutes of driving, all four of you arrive to the mall and meet up with Niki, will, tommy and Toby at target
Y/n: looks like you came ready Niki
Niki: yep *she hands you an iced coffee*
Will: what about us?
Niki: we need to help you shop, trust me we need it more than you
You and Niki spend around 3 and a half hours helping all the boys get clothes suitable for Hawaii
Y/n: okay we are done, you guys wanna get food?
Tommy: yes please
After fighting over which food we should get everyone settles on hotdogs
Clay: oh shit we need to be home soon, the elections!
Will: oh yeah! I haven't checked anything yet,I'll check when the time comes
Niki: alright, we will see you guys on call bye!
Everyone says their goodbyes and you all rush to your houses getting into a call
Y/n: hello?
Niki: y/n! You're here
Y/n: yeah sorry my pc was having some issues. Ughhh log onto to the serverrr. Stupid wifi
Tommy: hurry up woman!
Y/n: okay I'm in! I'm in!
Clay: that's what she said
Y/n: not to you..
The whole call erupts into laughter and you can hear George and nicks laughs from outside the call. Clay then opens the door and throws a water bottle at your head. You mouth at him an ow while rubbing your head. You mute your mic
Y/n: what the hell!
Clay: seriously? "Not to you"
Y/n: what? It was funny and I made the call laugh
Clay: you're literally so an-
Y/n: I'm a bad bitch
Clay: what?
Y/n: go now, we have an election
Clay: this isn't over
You unmute
Y/n: alright Will, let's gets this show on the road
Will: I am checking the results right now
Tommy: I can't believe you all even think you have a chance competing with POG2020
Quackity: tommy, you're just Vice President. It's at least good that Wilbur isn't letting a child run this fine nation
Tommy: Big Q.. how could you? You know what fuck you quackity
Toby: ooh he didn't call you Big Q, Big Q
Quackity: so sad
Nick: wait dream, who do you want to win?
Clay: I don't really care, but considering the fact that one of the competitors name is FUCKMEN2020.. I guess either SWAG2020 OR POG2020
Schlatt: what about me?!
George: oh I forgot about the dying man
Will: Niki and y/n are very quiet..maybe they have excepted defeat?
Y/n: oh sorry, Niki and I are doing something important
Tommy: more importantly than the fucking election?
Niki: I don't know
Will: the results are in..
Clay: how I am excited for this
Will: in last place we have.. SCHLATT2020 with 1% vote
Schlatt: FUCK! GOD DAMMIT
Will: in 3rd place we have.. SWAG2020 with 9% vote
George: oh umm okay
Quackity: FUCK
Tommy: WE CAN STILL WIN!
Will: *sighs* the new president of the dream smp is...y/n
Y/n: LETS GOOO
Tommy: wait! Wait! What? The women?! Big q! What if we add up our votes? We can rule together!
Quackity: yes! Wilbur?
Will: not possible..
Tommy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT POSSIBLE?
Will: tommy.. we got 15% vote.. mean they got *sigh*
Y/n: 75%?
Will: fucking yes you got 75% vote
Niki: let's go n/n!
Toby: please go up and say your speech
Your Mc character runs up to the podium while Niki follows. You add a mic voice effect to your mic
Y/n: people of the dream smp server. It is an honour to be the president of this fine land, my first decree of being the president is-
Schlatt: BEFORE YOU START THE YOUR SPEECH! I WANNA SAY THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE A GOOD PRESIDENT BECAUSE YOU ARE A WOMAN. WOMEN CANNOT RUN A COUNTRY. ALL THEY WERE MADE TO DO IS STAY AT HOME COOK, CLEAN AND LISTEN TO THEIR HUSBANDS.
The whole call goes silent