𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐢 𝐧𝐢𝐡𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐮'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 , 𝖽𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆

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Clay: what the ✨ F U C K✨
Y/n: my first decree as president is to REVOKE THE CITIZENSHIP OF
Niki: yes ma'am
Y/n: JSCHLATT
Tommy: YEAH! LETS GOOO
Y/n: dream, if you could kindly show schlatt the door, don't be afraid to use force
Schlatt: fuck you! I will be back y/n. I will be back

Jschlatt was slain by Dream

Will: mrs. President please continue your speech
Y/n: okay so as I was saying it is very much an honour to be the president of this nation. But rules are to be out in place, if these rules are broken, consequences will occur
You look around and see multiple people nodding their minecraft characters
Y/n: 1. If any stereotypical behaviour is used aka what schlatt said or anything similar, you will be banished. 2. No one and I mean NO ONE is to break, steal or demolish anyone's properties. 3. Do not think of me of just a president to you, as I am still a fellow friend. 4. Do not mess with Niki or even worse consequences will occur to you. Am I understood gentlemen?
Tommy: yes mrs. President
You walk down the stairs and to the crowd where the call is clapping and cheering you on
Y/n: oh and punz
Punz: yes?
Y/n: please destroy the tnt underneath lmanburg
Tommy: THERES TNT UNDERNEATH LMANBURG!!?
Y/n: sure is, I guess none of you would've knows that right? Or is it you just don't pay attention to anything but warfare?. I assure it'll be done in 10 minutes.
Punz: yes ma'am
Punz runs to lmanburg and starts to destroy the tnt and red stone underneath lmanburg
Niki: y/n, a word?
Y/n: sure
You move into vc4
Y/n: what's up Niki?
Niki: umm I was thinking..should we tell everyone about our secret base?
Y/n: no, don't. We can still gather resources and keep refilling it. Plus it is very well hidden
Niki: yes ma'am
Y/n: I can't believe we did it!
Niki: let's go make the White House!
Y/n: yes!
You return back to the vc with everyone else
Nick: y/n, just a question
Y/n: yeah?
Nick: am I able to commit arson?
Y/n: where to?
Nick: the old White House
Y/n: hmm
Nihachu whispers to you: OPERATION WHITE HOUSE
You let out a laugh
Y/n: go ahead, make sure it doesn't spread to anything else
Nick: ok!
Niki: operation White House haha
Y/n: brings back memories
George: oh yeah you never told us about operation White House, care to spill?
Y/n: okay everyone's streams please get some popcorn ready and oh umm don't worry about us now, we aren't like this anymore
Niki: well not as rebellious as before
Tommy: seriously can't be that bad
Nick: she told us a story before about breaking a guys nose because he stole Niki's cake
Tommy: what!?
Y/n: sssh child do you wanna hear the story or not?
Tommy: okay okay
Clay: wait Karl and techno are gonna join they wanna hear this
Niki: perfect! The more the merrier
Techno: hallooo
Y/n: hola orphan obliterator and karl. Niki and I are telling you about operation White House
Techno: nice
Y/n: okay this was when me and Niki were about 13 I think?
Niki: yeah we were 13
Y/n: so I grew up in Washington and Niki too, but she moved to Florida when we were about 7 and would come visit from time to time. This one time she came and visited and stayed for 2 months. Then one day we got like super bored which rarely happens and Niki got the idea to *chuckles* commit arson
Karl:WHAT THE HONK?!
Techno: silence!
Y/n: thank you techno. Anyways, obviously I agreed because arson is fun. Then we were sitting there thinking about where we could commit arson when an idea popped into my head
Niki: what if we committed arson to the White House. So y/n and I packed out bags and got as many things that we could laugh with fire, could catch on fire and things to make a fire spread, packed it into our bags and made our journey to the White House. We cycled there on our bikes so it took around an hour or so. When we got there the fun began
Y/n: we snuck into the courtyard of the White House and poured gasoline around the building. Then put pieces of dry leaves, paper, all that other flammable shit and placed it around. Niki then did the honours of lighting the match and throwing it onto the gasoline trail, which then connected to our other pieces of flammable shit, which caused a fire.
Niki: we then bolted out of that place in our bikes and cycled home. Oh yeah we also got ice cream, it was a new place in town, super tasty
Y/n: I remember it's still there I'm pretty sure, we should go some time Niki. Anyways that's it, any questions?
Will: so many fucking questions
Tommy: 1. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SO CALM AFTER TELLING A STORY ABOUT YOU COMMITING ARSON TO THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE?!
Y/n: I don't know
Niki: next!
Toby: did you get caught?
Y/n: oh *wheeze* the next day *wheeze* the police came to my house, where Niki was staying and *deflating wheeze* asked if *painful gasp of air* if we were y/n l/n and Niki and her last name. My mum replied yes and *wheeze* I-I can't *wheeze* Niki *panting* y-you tell the sto- *you let out the biggest wheeze and fall to the ground*
Niki: her mum replied yes and the officer said "we have reason to believe that your daughters caused a fire at the White House?" And her mum goes, "oh is everyone alright?" Officer goes "yes, everyone is fine, no one got hurt, but it caused some damage" I swear y/n's mum was the best, she goes "okay how much do we need to pay for the damages?" Then officer than sits there with his mouth wide open "u-um ma'am your daughters just committed arson to American property, they can go to jail for that. How old are they anyways?" "They are both 13" officer then goes "*sighs* okay I'll put it as a warning, have a good day ma'am"
Y/n: okay okay I'm good. When the officer left my mum looked at us and smiled hugging the both of us. She then went on about how proud of us she was doing something so risky, but then told us to either a) not do that again or b) try not to get caught. And that is the story of operation White House
Tommy: ummm ummmm are we sure we are able to have the president and Vice President of this fine land me arsonists?
Techno: why not? That's the best thing
Niki: thank you techno, thank you
Will: I'm also gonna guess there are way more stories
Y/n: very much so
Tommy: okay cut the bullshit. Dream you still have my discs..and this war is not over
George: speaking of which,
Y/n: no George Niki and I will not be fighting in this war, but if you need help with resources we may be of help
Clay: oh come on now
You widen your eyes and your mouth falls wide open realising how hot that voice sounded
Will: hello? Earth to y/n?
You snap out of your day dream
Y/n: sorry what?
Clay: why aren't you fighting?
Y/n: I don't wanna fight I guess

Nihachu whispers to you : for the right price..?

Y/n: for the right price though...