Meg: Calvin, why did the banana go to the doctors?
Calvin: I dunno. Why?
Meg: Because he wasn't "peeling" well.
Sam: Hey, Charles Wallace.
Charles Wallace: What?
Sam: Did you hear the one about the banana and the ice cream?
Charles Wallace: No. What about the banana and the ice cream?
Sam: When the banana split, the ice screamed!
Charles Wallace: Hey, Calvin!
Calvin: Yes, Charles Wallace?
Charles Wallace: What did the boy say when he bit into the brown, yucky banana?
Calvin: I dunno. What?
Charles Wallace: he said "blaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!"
Now that's funny!
Any requests?
Request rules? Well, request a subject and wether the kids should tell the jokes or the Wiggles.
Peace and love,
Sammy
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My Wiggly Joke Book
HumorJoin the Wiggles as they and the kids tell hilarious jokes. Inspired by the "Good Laugh-ternoon" segments in "Sid the Science Kid"
