Calvin: Meg, how do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
Meg: I don't know.
Calvin: With a pumpkin patch!
Sam: Hey, Charles Wallace.
Charles Wallace: Yes!
Sam: What did the bread say to the toast?
Charles Wallace: I don't know. What?
Sam: There's no one "butter" then you!
Meg: Knock knock!
Sam: Who's there?
Meg: Pasta.
Sam: Pasta who?
Meg: Pasta oil! I'm squeaking!
Now that's funny!
Any requests?
Peace and love,
Sammy
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My Wiggly Joke Book
HumorJoin the Wiggles as they and the kids tell hilarious jokes. Inspired by the "Good Laugh-ternoon" segments in "Sid the Science Kid"
