Calvin: Sam, what does a tree say just before it has a race?
Sam: I dunno. What?
Calvin: "Ready, set, grow!"
Meg: Knock knock!
Calvin: Who's there?
Meg: Orange.
Calvin: Orange who?
Meg: "Orange" you glad you just bought new shoes that fit you?
Charles Wallace: Hey, Sam!
Sam: Yeah!
Charles Wallace: Where does the giant gorilla sit when he grows too big for his tree?
Sam: I don't know. Where does the gorilla move when he grows too big for his tree?
Charles Wallace: Anywhere he wants. He's a gorilla.
Now that's funny!
Any requests? Seriously, I'm running out of ideas. lol
Peace and love,
Sammy
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My Wiggly Joke Book
HumorJoin the Wiggles as they and the kids tell hilarious jokes. Inspired by the "Good Laugh-ternoon" segments in "Sid the Science Kid"
