My Wiggly Joke Book

Both- Colors

Calvin: Hey, Anthony!

Anthony: Yes, Calvin.

Calvin: What color is the wind?

Anthony: Oh, I don't know. What color is the wind?

Calvin: "Blew"!

Sam: Hey, Murray!

Murray: Yes?

Sam: What do you call a color that you've never seen before?

Murray: I dunno. What?

Sam: A "pigment" of your imagination!

Meg: Greg, what's a cat's favorite color?

Greg: I dunno, Meg. What is a cat's favorite color?

Meg: "Purrrrrrrrrrple" 

Charles Wallace: Hey... hey, Jeff!

Jeff: Hey, Charles.

Charles Wallace: What do diarrhea and hair color have in common?

Jeff: What do diarrhea and hair color have in common?

Charles Wallace: They both run in your genes!

Now that's funny!

Any other requests? 

Peace and love,

Sammy