Foreigner of Trollmanity

〔LEMON〕【Library Finds and First Times~】

Merry Christmas! Have a lemon!-

(Y/n)'s Status: Present

Series/Episode: N/A

Extra note: Takes place after these two have been together for at least a year or two, and this one-shot is not connected to any of the others in any way, so in other words, it never happened-

Warnings: I'm about to fuck up the way you see Trolls forever, Branch is a bottom and no one can change my mind-, Loss of virginity, Biting, Cursing (all from (Y/n)-), Praising, Nervous virgin boi Branch, Lots of confusion about body parts, Sweet vanilla smex, Unprotected smex-

Don't be like these two idiots and wear a condom, people! The chances of banging someone who's an entirely different species, therefore being unable to reproduce, is slim to none!

Extra Extra Note: Me out here honestly struggling to come up with the plot that leads to the lemon, struggling at making it heartfelt, mushy, and sweet, and resisting the uncontrollable urge to write stupid words like coochie and hoo-ha-

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So, you got stuck going to the library with a bunch of kids, Poppy, and Branch... and while they began doing story time, you decided to not stick around and to just go fuck around looking at all the story titles, wandering around the library in boredom, half listening to the tales being told in the center of the library and the other half being completely brain dead- ... and you didn't even realize you had entered the very back of the library, which looked like no one has even looked in this general direction, covered in fat layers of cobwebs and had no lights to light up the path-

Ok, I'll stop.

Now, you're probably wondering: How the fuck did you shrink again?! Well, the simple, plot convenient, answer to that question would be Funk Troll Tech!

Yeah, they showed up for a surprise visit earlier today, and after some discussion, they revealed they had a surprise for you... with was shrinking your ass again, but apparently they upgraded it since the first time you got transported onto their ship and you'll be shrunk like this for a few days instead of a few hours... so that's cool, I guess.

Except for the vomit inducing technique the bubble had to do in order to shrink you-

Ugh... you're still nauseous from the violent spinning...

You could hear Poppy and Branch arguing over who's the better storyteller in the background as you half-assed read through the titles...

'Curing Chuckle Fever with Dr. YamYam!'

'The Troll who Trolled all that's Trolly!'

'What's Your Spirit-Cupcake?! Read to Find Out!'

'The Art of Cuddling!'

'How To Tame a-'

Wait wat?

You quickly snapped your eyes back onto the blue scrapbook, rereading the title to make sure you didn't accidentally read it wrong...

'The Art of Cuddling!'

Yeah, nope! You didn't read it wrong! Holy shit!

... A perverted grin crept onto your face as you slid the fuzzy book from its place on the shelf, flipping it over so you could see the cover.