Danganronpa characters as random things I said

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Don't ask me what this chapter is.
Also I have most of these things recorded on my phone. I wrote this chapter at 3:am.
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Kokichi: *get close to your ear*
*whispers*
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly-

Korekiyo:
*yeets himself into the door*
DID SOMEBODY SAY ꇙ ꏂ ꏂ ꇙ ꋬ ꅐ

K1-B0:
𝙊𝙐𝙈𝘼 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙍𝙊𝘽𝙊𝙋𝙃𝙊𝘽𝙄𝘾 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆

Ibuki:
I am painting uno cards
I am painting uno cards
And there's nothing more to it.
I am just painting uno cards

Miu:
FAAAAAAAA
𝓒𝓤𝓜 𝓓𝓤𝓜𝓟𝓢𝓣𝓔𝓡

Byakuya:
I am 🌟Byaukya Togami🌟
Answer my riddles three
Or tell them Naegi

Junko:
Ryuk Ryuk YAS QUEEN

Hajime:
Fly high king
*yeets phone*

Shuichi Saihara:
I dedicate this song to Kokichi Ouma
Why the f you lying? Why you always lying
Ooh oh my God.
STOP FUCKING LYING

Genocide/r Jack/Jill/syo/sho
𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏'𝙎 𝙐𝙋 𝘽𝙄𝙏𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙎

Leon:
STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID!
I DIDN'T COMMIT THE MURDER!
.
It was Makoto!
Makoto: ... Leon *shows 11037*
11037:
.
.
. Well fu-

Nagito:
𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚!
𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙢𝙚
𝙉𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙩𝙤 𝙆𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙚𝙙𝙖 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙤 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙏𝘾𝙃!
𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼
...
Where's limbless Hajime? I need to go find him.

Miu 2.0
Everyone's asking 'do robots have dicks? " but no one is asking
How are robots dicks😔👊

Kaede:
Wait it was Kaede's lie all along?
Always has been.
Pew🎹


Nagito again:
Haha you pathetic fools!
My stamina is fuelled by mother-mother and self loathing!

Everyone from v3 (except Miu)
Miu stop being horny for 5 seconds, please.

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There is definitely more stupid bs I said, but that's it for now.

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