Christmas incorrect qoutes

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Merry Christmas everyone
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Techno: I panic when people compliment me.

Techno: like what am I suppose to say?

Wilbur: Hey techno did you get a haircut?

Wilbur: it looks nice

Techno, panicking: MERRY CHRISTMAS

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Dream: Hello George, Marry me.

Dream: I mean Merry Christmas, haha, stupid autocorrect.

George: this is a verbal conversation.

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Phil decorating the Christmas tree with Tommy: we're almost done.

Tommy: finally

Phil: Can you just put the angel on top

Tommy: sure *throws tubbo on  top of the tree*

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Sapnap: Last Christmas, I gave you my heart' but the very next day you gave it away.

Karl:*smile at him with a little bit of blush*

sapnap: this year, to save me from tears.

sapnap: *takes Karl's hand into his own* I'll give it to someone special

punz: Christmas was yesterday

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Eret: I wanna get run over

Niki: aww come on, it's Christmas! get in the spirit!

Eret: I wanna get run over by a reindeer?

Fundy: *softly while hugging eret* Eret no

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JSchallt: I regret getting you a blender for Christmas

Quackity:* drinking a waffle* why

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~before ant and velvet got together~

Skeppy: hey ant, what do you want for Christmas?

Antfrost: a boyfriend

Skeppy: ok.

Skeppy: finn?

Finn: here's my list

Skeppy: you got it.

Skeppy: what about you bad?

Bad: how about, an apology

skeppy: a what??

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Punz: all I want for Christmas is-

Sam: a break?

Karl: me

Sapnap: more than two hours if sleep?

Purpled: for dream to stop getting you involved into sh*t?

Ponk: pancakes?

Punz:. . .

Punz: all of the above

((I don't actually ship punz with Karl. I just didn't know who to put there))

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~after the quote where skeppy asked them what they want~

Skeppy: velvet get in this box.

Velvet: why?

Skeppy: ant asked for a boyfriend.

Velvet:. . .

Velvet: yea, ok that's reasonable.

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Bad: *walks in* hey guys what's for din-

Skeppy: I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS

finn: THEIR IS JUST ONE THING I NEED

Velvet: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS

Ant: UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE

Bad: nope *walks out*

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Bad: who's going to buy groceries this time?

Finn: I'll go

Bad: no

Finn: why

Bad: because last time when I sent you to get groceries, but instead you just bought novelty cookie cutters, so now everything we eat is dinosaur and Christmas shaped.

Skeppy: *eating a Chrismas tree-shaped mini-shaped pizza* what's the problem with that?

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Finn: If somebody wants coal for Christmas and they've been bad, does Santa give them presents, or is it a win-win situation?

Velvet: Finn shut up I'm trying to sleep.

Ant: no no, he has a point.

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Velvet: hey ant?

Ant: yeah sweetie?

Velvet: Don't be afraid if a man puts you in a bag.

Velvet: because I asked Santa instead of a present I want you.

Ant:. . .

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Ant: stop I'm getting claustrophobic

Skeppy: what does that mean?

Bad: I think it means he's scare of Santa Claus

Skeppy: HO HO HO

Bad: NO STOP YOUR SCARE

((can you guys tell that I love this group))

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Velvet: what says OH OH OH

Ant: Santa walking backward

*only Velvet and ant laugh*

Ant: What carol is heard is heard in the dessert?

Velvet: I camel ye faithful.

*Velvet and ant laugh again*

Bad:

Bad: that's it Christmas is canceled

Finn: you can't cancel a holiday.

Bad: don't let me take new year's away from you

Finn: you can't do that??

Bad: SKEPPY TAKE NEW YEARS AWAY FROM FINN

skeppy: OK

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Bad: every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd

Skeppy: you say "you people" like you aren't one of us.

Skeppy: well I have bad news for Ya bud you're already in the Christmas card

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So stupid idea fanfic about badboyhalo, skeppy, velvetiscake, Antfrost, and F1NN5TER. I don't know what the prompt is, I just want to write something about those guys.

So if you guys have a random prompt, just comment it. It doesn't have to be related, just a random prompt.

Ok yea that's it have a good rest of your day/night

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