TOP SECRET Report on the Joint Schools Op. CONFIDENTIAL The following report concerns a top-secret operation and includes details on two of the most important covert operations that the secret services have been running for over a century. Please burn this file after reading. If at any point you fear for the safety of this file, please burn it. The anonymity of the entities named on this file is of the utmost importance and the leek of any information from this file might damage the secret services and national safety in the years to come. You are now about to learn about the outcome of the operation to join two spy-schools. These schools train agents since a tender age and have created the best assess this country has ever seen.