*yawn* Excerpt from Author's Interview "No, I did not write it drunk. I was completely sober...why would you even -_-" "What? No ofcourse not...*scoffs* it isn't me. I am NOT lazy. Matter of FACT, I AM the most ACTIVE pers.." "Hey, don't cut me off. I am trying to.." "What? No, I am NOT lying. I don't lie. Matter of FACT, I have never even ..." " My mother said that? 0-0" *Takes the glass of water and sips* *D..did she also say that s..she *gulps* s..she al..also.." *Turns out the glass of water was in fact not water* The author was unfortunately not available for the rest of the interview due to an urgent call from her *checks notes* .....*clears throat*....from her mother. If the author lives to see the next day, this interview will be continued. Until then ADIOS. *waves awkwardly while laughing nervously* *author screams* *cough* This space is intentionally left blank so that y'all can introspect on your pathetic lives. *like me* *sob* Go touch grass. PS: I don't mind criticism. Be as ruthless as can be. I am still learning, no doubt my work will not be perfect. Bad, good, no criticisms, all are welcome.
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