I am NOT an elfling

Ashley is the standard issue of an anti-social, unimportant teenage girl. That is, until one day she wakes up in the middle of nowhere, the size of a toddler, with freaking amazing hair, somehow as an elf(ling) and with no idea how to get home. And the last, I repeat last, thing she needs is to be found by a certain company of dwarves, ironically after a certain group of goblins, and get involved in a stupid conflict. Sure she would love to help out, but did she mention everyone is a complete idiot?!? She may have loved the hobbit book, but in this weird world that cant seem to decide if its that or the movie she just needs a break, and somebody to invent pizza already. Can she ever return home, and the bigger question, will she want too? A secrete past will be revealed, and friends new and old shall appear. Last, but not least, damn the stupid Valar!

This is a second attempt at this story, and is set in a cross between the hobbit movies and books. Spoilers for all things Tolkien and some curses and violence. First book, so any comments or advice would be welcome + plus like me and I will love you forever.