Merry Christmas

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*chaos Rev and steel can be seen sitting around a fire with a Christmas tree in the back*

Steel: you know this this right here this is nice I'm sitting at a fire with my two Brothers

Chaos: yeah you're right it's a calm night almost too quiet actually *he pulls out his two Desert Eagles*

Steel: you know I think I understand now

Chaos: oh yeah I thought maybe he had a skin disorder

Steel: what the no the holidays

Chaos: oh shit right

Steel: the holidays aren't about the gifts or Rev's fucked up up skin or the highly illegal substance or Rev's skin it's all deeper than that

Zarbon in the background: ohhhh

Chaos: what are you on about steel

Steel: Christmas is about them *he and Chaos look at the readers*

Chaos: the Sims and thots

Steel: CHAOS

Chaos: what

Steel: the readers

Chaos: oh

Steel: this year has truly been shit and all honesty I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere down the line I saw a horror movie called 2020 anyways but do you know who has stuck with us the most who has persevered

Chaos: Keanu Reeves

Steel: groans

Rev: cyberpunk was pretty bad

Steel: yeah I didn't ask

Chaos: I see what you mean Steel this year we've grown so much and it's because of them that we and father have come so far so from the bottom of the deep dark abyss that is my heart I want to thank you the following a crazy adventure and for reading and supporting this dumbass book Merry Christmas

Steel: Merry Christmas

Rev: please send help

*as the three of them look up to see a sled flying overhead until it is blown out of the sky fire rocket launcher currency of Chaos*

Chaos: I GOT HIM I GOT THAT FAT BASTARD

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