the things chaos is not allowed to do

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Mineta: okay just a quick question what is chaos allowed to do

FALLOUT427: he is allowed to breathe blink and bleed now onto the viewing

Sun: it can't be that bad

Chaos is not allowed to use shape-shifting to turn into a monkey go to strip club put on a thong and start twerking

Sun: I stand corrected

Chaos is not allowed to open a Intergalactic bar

Qrow: damn it

Chaos is not allowed to alter history so that it says Arthur Morgan was the fifth president of the United States

Chaos is not allowed to do anything he has to ask permission for matter fact if he has to ask for permission the first place just run

He is also not allowed to spray paint free sex on the police department building

Sun: cause Fuck the police am I right

Chaos is not allowed to go back to Medieval Times and claimed to be a wizard

Chaos is not allowed to try to paint on his brothers while they are asleep

Chaos also is not allowed to go to a different Universe unsupervised one Warhammer Universe is enough

chaos is also not allowed to pretend to be a drill sergeant just so he can say and do this


Chaos is not allowed to create a cult for orgies and sex

Chaos is not allowed to skull-fuck the head of a unicorn while on fairy dust XXXL

Lust: what the hell is wrong with you

Chaos:hahahhahaahahahaahahhahah

Chaos is not allowed to go to a cemetery and dig up the undead party and take selfies with them and post them on Instagram Facebook or just for anything

Chaos is not allowed to turn into the current president just so he can change the national anthem to this

Chaos is not allowed to run a casino to support his fairy-dust smuggling business

Chaos is not allowed to run a Multiverse strip club where he has women and men from all over the Multiverse dancing despite the fact he already did

Chaos it's not allowed to put if you ain't sucking we ain't fucking on the back of Steel's clothes

Chaos is not allowed to sing Britney Spears with a zombie or nomu despite how funny and oddly cute it may be

Fox: WHAT

yatsuhashi: THAT'S DISCRIMINATION

Present mic: IT'S GODDAMN BULLSHIT

Chaos Is not allowed to go out partying and get drunk with @EbonAvenger2 we need balance those two will fuck it up they will most likely Go to Heaven and Hell get a bunch of women and do this

And under absolutely no circumstances because if this happens the Multiverse is doomed chaos is not allowed to meet or hang out with @strifeandERROR and Dr bright from the SCP Foundation

FALLOUT427: that's it

Edward: that's it I honestly thought it would be more

Rev: trust me there are we just can't remember any more of them will be moving on to the next viewing

( yeah so I couldn't think of anything else that chaos is not allowed to do so sorry for the short chapter)

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