Chapter 20.5 • lowkey dissapointed with Santa Clause

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Broccoli
8:53pm

Broccoli:
"Hey Hito desbribe wat u look like"

Dad:
"I- why"

Broccoli:
"Its for sceientific purposes"

Dad:
"Uhm ok I guess"
"So I'm 5'9 purple hair and what else am I supposed to say 👁👄👁"

Broccoli:
"Ur no help just trll me what color r ur eyes"

Dad:
"Uhh purple?"

Broccoli:
"Thank you"

Dad:
"So why did you need to know what exactly?"

Broccoli:
"So I crude expres how I mad I am @ Santa for not bringing me a purple haired 5'9 foot tall guy with purple eyes and sleep deprivation for chrismas"
"🙄🤚"

Dad:
"I-"

Broccoli:
"😏😏😏"

Dad:
"Good grammar"

Broccoli:
"I know you did not just-"

9:06pm

A/N:
This is kinda just like a side chapter and we're going to pretend this didn't happen because it would mess with my future plans

But merry late Christmas! Or Hanukah! Or if you don't celebrate either happy holidays!

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