Chaoter 25 • P!ATD

701 37 2
                                    

Broccoli
3:08am

Broccoli:
"Oh, well imagine"

Dad:
"What do you want today?"

Broccoli:
"As I'm pacing the pews at a church corridor"

Dad:
"I feel like I've seen that before"
"Tf r you doing"

Broccoli:
"And I can't help but hear"
"No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words"

Dad:
"Oooooh this makes so much sense now"

Broccoli:
" "what a beautiful wedding what a beautiful wedding" says a bridesmaid to a waiter"

Dad:
" "and yes but what a shame, what a shame he poor grooms bride is a whore" "

Broccoli:
"Lez get married"

Dad:
"Yes but what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore"

Broccoli:
"R u trying 2 say im the wife?"

Dad:
"Maybe I am"

Broccoli:
"Sooooooo is that a yes🥺?"

Dad:
"Haha"
"No❤️"

Broccoli:
"GOD DAMNIT"

Dad:
"Ok, maybe it's a maybe"

Broccoli:
"So we r mayeb gritng married?🥺"

Dad:
"I take it back. My wife is not going to have terrible grammar"

Broccoli:
"Fuçk"

Read at 3:12am

Unknown to the world • A Shindeku ChatFicWhere stories live. Discover now