Broccoli
12:04pm
Broccoli:
"Daddyyyyyy"
Dad:
"I hate you."
"Did you know that?"
Broccoli:
"Ye ye wat evr"
Dad:
"Ok, what the fuck do you want?"
"Make it snappy I'm eating lunch and need to be back in class by 12:34"
Broccoli:
"Okkk so wold u desribe ursrlf as segc"
Dad:
"What is 'segc'"
Broccoli:
"Sornd it out"
Dad:
"I-"
Broccoli:
"😀"
Dad:
"You need friends"
Broccoli:
"So do u"
"Brt Jus ansr thr wuesitkn"
Dad:
"UhM I don't know-"
Broccoli:
"Well do u havr any frens i crn refer to?"
Dad:
"What the actual fuck-"
Broccoli:
"Then r u segc?"
Dad:
"I can physically cannot Izuku"
Broccoli:
"I'll use proper grammar"
Dad:
"..."
Broccoli:
"I'm using proper grammar so you have to tell me"
Dad:
"As much as I would love to answer your question,"
"No❤️"
Broccoli:
"Ugh fkgemamst then"
Dad:
"What..?"
"Why is your grammar worse?-"
Broccoli:
"Jests nswdre the wuestionw!!!"
Dad:
"I have no friends for you to refer to and I will not be answer the question 'are you seggc'."
Broccoli:
"Pleaseeeeeee🥺🥺🥺"
Dad:
"Like a few emojis would change my answer"
Broccoli:
"Frne I'll jsut grt Mina ti ffind all ur sociak media & tell m"
Dad:
"She wouldnt"
Broccoli:
"O but she wood"
Dad:
"It's would not wood btw"
Broccoli:
"..."
*'broccoli' has made a group chat with you and 'Pink bitch👽'"
*broccoli has renamed group chat to FBI*
FBI
12:10pm
Pink bitch👽:
"????"
Broccoli:
"I heed u ti frin dads docial media so I can no if his segc or nit"
Pink bitch👽:
"What makes you think I don't already know what he looks like"
Dad:
"You don't"
Pink bitch👽:
"I don't?"
Dad:
"..."
"Do you?"
Pink bitch👽:
"Well I mean, whatever helps you sleep at night🥰"
Broccoli:
"GIVE"
Pink bitch👽:
"Nahhh I'm not that rood"
Dad:
"Wait you actually-"
Broccoli:
"MINNAAAAAAA"
"IVE BEEN SOAMMING YOU FOR 2 MINUTES I WANT THE PHHOT"
Pink bitch👽:
"Nah I think not"
Dad:
"Yeah, pls don't"
Broccoli:
"OH WAIT SHE WAS SIRUS"
Dad:
"Sadly, yes"
Broccoli:
"MINA"
"Is dad seggc?"
Pink bitch👽:
"Yessss he is very much daddy material"
Dad:
"I hate it here"
*dad has left FBI*
Pink bitch👽:
"Damn."
Read 12:19pm
A/N:
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Alright that's all for now folks I'll be back later
And yes I did in fact edit the photo on Snapchat
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