Broccoli
4:21am
Broccoli:
"Hey lil shawty bae😩"
Dad:
"I-"
"Firstly, never call me 'lil shawty bae' again."
"Second your like 5'3 I'm 5'9, so in no way am I little compared to you"
Broccoli:
"WAIT A DAMN MINUTE"
"YOUR THAT TALL???????"
"THIS ID A HATE CRIME"
Dad:
"I- how is this a hate crime?-"
Broccoli:
"YOU ARENT SUPPOSE DTO BE THST TALL THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC"
Dad:
"I'm literally pansexual the fuck-"
Broccoli:
"WELL IM GAY AND THIS IS A HATE CRIME AGAINST GAYSL"
Dad:
"I'm- I sometimes forget how stupid you are"
Broccoli:
"YOUR MERE EXISTENCE IS A HATE CRIME"
Dad:
"Izuku- I'm pretty sure half the people in your weird group chat are taller than you-"
Broccoli:
"THATS DIFRENT BC I ALWASY NOW THEY WERE TTHRY TALL"
"ITS DIFRENY WOTH YOU BC I IMAGINR YOU AS MY HIEGI"
Dad:
"I STILL DONT GET HOW THIS IS A HATE CRIME"
Broccoli:
"I DONT KNOW HOE BUT IT ISD"
Dad:
"👁👄👁"
Broccoli:
"STOP HATE CURMUG MRH😭😭😭😭"
Read at 4:31am
A/N-
Fun fact: all the mistakes I made on Izuku's part were real because I typed fast how I usually do and they weren't at all intentional so when I'm being dramatic or having a little play argument with my friends on discord that is how I actually type😀👌
and if you guys are wondering how I make my chapters so ✨funny✨ that's because I won't publish a chapter unless I smile or laugh while writing it/coming up with the idea of it 👹
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