Unknown to the world • A Shindeku ChatFic

Chapter 17 • Yeet

Deku Needs a Life
3:22am

Broccoli:
"@Dad COME SAVE MEEEEE"

Dad:
"I'm not your dad, And leave me alone"

Area 51:
"YOOOOO IS THAT HITO AGAIN??"
"HEY BOO😘"

Dad:
"UhM-"

Uravity:
"Not Mina hitting on Izu's man💀👩‍🦯"

Karen:
"I hate you all."

Manly:
"Wait- even me? :("

Karen:
"Your the exception"

Manly:
":D"

Broccoli:
"THIS ISNT WHY I BROUGHT DAD HERE"
"MINA STOP HITTING PN DADDY😾"
"AND DADDY I NEED YOUR HELP THEYRE BULLYING ME AGAIN"

Dad:
"Stop calling me dad-"

Area 51:
"😏😏😏😏"

Frog Supremacy🐸:
"Oh, hey Hito-Kun"

Dad:
"Hi Tsu,"
"It's good to talk to a sane person for once"

Uravity:
"Im taking offense from that and I am very offended"

Dad:
"That was the point"

Broccoli:
"GUYS STOP DISRACTNG DADDY😡"
"I NEED HIM TO MAKE KACCHAN STOP BULLYING ME"

Dad:
"I never said I was going to make Karen stop bullying, I actually WANT karen to bully you."
"Karen keep bullying the child"

Karen:
"DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO EXTRA"

Broccoli:
"DADDYYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Dad:
"IM NOT YOUR FUCKING DAD AJSVWISGSKSHS"

Uravity:
"If Hito Kun is Izu-Kun's dad then whose his mom?🧐🧐"

Area 51:
"I mean Mina sounds a lot like mommy @dad😏😏😏😏"

Broccoli:
"MINAAAAA STOP HITTING ON DADDY THATS WEIRD"

Dad:
"I- I have classes tomorrow just let me sleep-"

Emo chick:
"Why do you's pieces of shit always spam the chat when I'm trying to sleep! I have band practice tomorrow."

Uravity:
"Sorry Jirou"

Broccoli:
"Sry Jiro"

Goddess:
"Yeah me and Kyouka are trying to sleep"

Area 51:
"Oh hey Yaomomo! You never really chat on heree"

Goddes:
"Yeah, I mean, it's very chaotic here."
"Also who is this 'dad' person?"

Dad:
"Well, Izuku dragged me here to make Karen stop bullying but honestly I just want to sleep"

Broccoli:
"DADDY STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME😢😢"

Dad:
"IM NOT YOUR FUCKING DAD DAMNIT"

Goddess:
"And this is exactly why I Never stay"

Frog Supremacy🐸:
"I love how no one pointed out Yaomomo saying "me and kyouka are trying to sleep""

Area 51:
"Our favorite lesbians😩💅✨"

Emo chick:
"Aight' gotta skrt"

Manly:
"YEET"

Spark:
"YEET"

Manly:
"SKRT"

Spark:
"YEET"

Manly:
"YEET"

Spark:
"SKRT"

Uravity:
"SKRT"

Emo chick:
"Ochaco-"

Spark:
"SKRT"

Manly:
"ROLL UP"

Dad:
"At least they finally said some proper English"

Broccoli:
"YEET"

Frog Supremacy🐸:
"What the hell..."

Dad:
"Not Izuku too.."

Manly:
"DROP THAT"

Uravity:
"YEET"

Manly:
"SKRT THAT"

Spark:
"YEET"

Manly:
"POP THAT"

Area 51:
"YEET"

Frog Supremacy🐸:
"Mina-"

Spark:
"AYE"

Manly:
"AYE"

Area 51:
"AYE"

Uravity:
"AYE"

Broccoli:
"YOU NEVER LOVED ME DAD(dy)"
"BUT I NEEDED YOU WOAHH"

Uravity:
"YEAH"

Dad:
"This is why I'm disowning you."

Broccoli:
"DADDY NO ILL BE GOOD-"