Unknown to the world • A Shindeku ChatFic

Chapter 26 • newly illegal weds❤️

*Uravity has added you, broccoli, pink bitch👽, goddess, and pikachu to a group*

*Uravity renamed group to wedding planners💖💍*

Wedding Planners💖💍
3:13am

Uravity:
"So I heard about the wedding!"

Pikachu:
"Wedding?"

Broccoli:
"Ye me & daddy r geting mareid"

Pink bitch👽:
"Finally!"

Dad:
"I don't recall consenting to this"

Pink bitch👽:
"Are you sure about that"

Dad:
"👁-👁"

Pink bitch👽:
"Good"

Uravity:
"Ok so, me and Mina are the wedding planners, Hito and izu are getting married, Momo is going to marry them, and Denki is the guest"

Pikachu:
"I'm honored"

Dad:
"But I don't want my wife to have terrible grammar"

Broccoli:
"I can use good grammar🥺"

Dad:
"I really don't want to do this but fine"

Goddess:
"Alright good so everyone is happy with the arrangements?"

Dad:
"No"
"No I am not"

Pink bitch:
"😃"

*Dad deleted two messages!*

Dad:
"Very happy😃"

Broccoli:
"What kind of blackmail shit—"

Dad:
"Shhhhhh"

Broccoli:
"Okikok"

Pikachu:
"I feel special"

Uravity:
"As you should😌💅"

Goddess:
"Ok so if everyone is ready I will be marrying the grooms"

Dad:
"No no I'm the groom Izuku's the bride"

Pink bitch👽:
"Way to make things heteronormative🙄"

Dad:
"My wedding my choice"

Broccoli:
"Isn't this my wedding too?-"

Dad:
"Shhhhh"
"Just go with it before I just change my number and never talk to you people again".

Broccoli:
"Yes sir"

Goddess:
"Alright anyways, let's get to the vows!"
"Ahem ahem, boring crap whatever whatever. Ok so Hitoshi Shinso do you take Izuku Midoriya as your lawfully wedded wife(?)? To love and to hold, through sickness and through health and whatever and whatever?"

Dad:
"😃"

Pink bitch:
"🔫😐"
"This is a threat"

Dad:
"Fine! I do."

Goddess:
"Ok well do you Izuku Midoroya take Hitoshi Shinso as your lawfully wedded husband or whatever, and whatever the fuck else I just said?"

Broccoli:
"Hell yeah I do😎"

Goddess:
"Ochako! Being the rings!"

Uravity:
"Here you go💍💍"

Goddess:
"Thanks love"
"Now put the damn rings on your virtual fingers"

Dad:
"Ok-"

Broccoli:
"Alright :)"

Goddess:
"I think I was supposed to do this earlier but whatever, you may now kiss the bride!"

Dad:
"😃🔫"
"I kissed him virtually there"

Broccoli:
"Yay"

Goddess:
"Good. Now I'm leaving my girlfriend demands cuddles and I'm cold so good day"

Pikachu:
"That was so emotional"
"So so emotional"

Uravity:
"Right I've never seen something so sweet😌"

Dad:
"I hate it here."

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