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Pansy
1:03pm

Pansy I'm fucked mate.
There's only three names
left on their list and
I'm at the top.
Do they not have a social
life? Could they just
leave it be. A little
bit obsessive if you
ask me

Pansy
well look at it this way,
what's the worst that
could happen if they
found out?

I'm completely humiliated
and my secret crush
on Malfoy is now
by the whole school!!!!

Pansy
But don't Blaise and
him call you the fit
Slytherin? That must
mean summin to u

that means literally
nothing to me rn

Pansy
There's nothing you
can do now. Let them
play their silly game
of guess who and if
they do ever figure it
out just tel them it was a dare.
***tell

yh ok
i guess
ffs
what a mess

Pansy
Plus they've
embarrassed theirselves
more than they've
embarrassed u with
what they've been
saying on the gc😳

I told them all to do
that rice purity test and
apparently i'm the
highest out of both
the boys and girls 💀
they asked me to
send my list and
they noticed i haven't
been on a date so
screwed myself over
cuz they took off
everyone that's been
on a date

like why could
i have been so
stupid psml

Pansy
look just stop stressing
cuz it's doing no good
for you and you're pretty
skin, just go enjoy
the rest of ur day
with ur free periods
and enjoy the party tonight xx

this is why ily x

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Imagine not being in the boys gc.

1:12pm

Malfoy
who's free the rest of the day?

i would tell u but
i've screwed myself
over enough today.

Blaise
she's getting smarter 😭

i'll take that as
a compliment darling

Blaise
darling..
also i like your vibe

u won't like me when
you find out who i am 😭✋🏻

Neville
I'll still like you :)

THIS BOY MAKES
ME HEART HURT.

Neville
oh im sorry

AHHH

Blaise
Mate you've lost ur girl to Neville

Who said I even liked
Malfoy? I told you all it
was a dare.

Blaise
how thick do you think we r?

well👩🏽‍🦯👩🏽‍🦯

Pucey
Imagine if it's like a Ravenclaw boy taking the piss 🤣

🤷🏼‍♂️

Blaise
Nah it's deffo a girl cuz idk a boy who hasn't been on a date

k

Malfoy
Did you find out if
y/n had been on one?

Theodore
Pansy said she doesn't
know but the rest of the
girls said no so I assume not.

Blaise
How tf has she not
been on a date?

Harry
you still on about that
"hot Slytherin girl"

Blaise
yh

Harry
Idk but I know the
Hufflepuff beater was
planning on asking her
to Hogsmede

Blaise
ew tf

Seamus
that's what we said.

Is y/n the only thing
you talk about here?

Blaise
well no we talk about
like our games and
other fit girls we see.

Is that it?

Blaise
Pretty much

wow your groupchat is dead.

Malfoy
Well Miss Unknown,
what do you do in your
groupchat?

idk gossip, kiss marry
crucio, talk about people
, t/d, plan party's,
argue, plan sleepovers.
interesting stuff.

Blaise
why can't our groupchat
be fun like that?

Malfoy
cuz there's Gryffindors here

Our groupchat is also
INCLUSIVE and has
every house in our
year group. We don't
hate each other cuz of
what a rusty hat told us.

Seamus
she went there

NevilleCan I steal that? 🙂

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Neville
Can I steal that? 🙂

be my guest Neville <3

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