Shadow: u-uuuwa omo
Shadow: i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boicucpapou
Shadow: WITHOUT A BOICONDOM.. uwu
Shadow: a-a mi gonna get fagpeggers now? 3:
Shadow cracking up: i is to young to be boimother >///<
(What the fuck am i writing???? ahh fuck it its to late now)
Shadow: c-c-can i getsis a boibortion uwu (what the fuck-)
Shadow: can i pay my boiologist with (cracking up once again while saying it) my boicuhce?? uwu
Shadow: pwehaps i can pay him with my tasty boimilk
Steel who is recording this and Shadow dying inside and outside: maybe i can pay him instted wih my boisyrup(And they laugh reallly hard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )