Maxi with a sleeping Luno on her back: Thundah, can you PLEASE get this child of my back?
Thundah: But maxi cant you-
Maxi: I dont want to wake them up so please. hurry
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ASP (Anyone on the servers parent): Ah yes, there is my child. May I please seen how they have-
Maxi: Charlie Lilly Puff.
ASP: umm excuse me?
Maxi: Their name is Charlie Lily Puff now.
Maxi and ASP: ...
Maxi: Try me
ASP: Your- you're not supposed to do that? why-
Maxi, now holding ASP but the collar of their shirt: listen here bitch. I'm the one who has been doing the work of raising this kid, like supporting their hobbies, giving advice, and CARRING for them, so I get the right to NAME them sense you clearly haven't. Now start referring to them and their pronouns properly before i shove my fire axe UP YOUR DAMN ASS
(sorry if this offended anyone)
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Maxi: Did you eat lunch today?
Steel: yes i did
Maxi: Did you get the mail today?
Steel: YES i did
Maxi: Is your bike in the garage?
Steel: Yes it is in the garage
Maxi: Did y-
Steel: HOW MANY MORE GODAMN QUESTIONS ARE YOU GOING TO ASK ME
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Maxi holding a fly swatter while looking at a spider: Dont worry kids dads got this-
Abattu: hey its gone.
Maxi:....
Maxi: say goodbye to the house kids!
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Maxi holding their 9+ kids close to them: dont touch da child!
(and done.
