RANOM SHIT- oh wait thats the title

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Mei to the SMP server: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!
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Homie: I sentence you to 10 years of prison

Morosis with flirty music in the background: Well your honor, may I.. Change that?

Homie:

Homie: 20 years in prison

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Keith: how do YOU know whats good for me?

Aya: THATS MY OPINION!!

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Illuxxie: perhaps it's the context of which words are spoken, give the power of meaning

Illuxxie turns to dogo: I LOVE YOU DOG

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Hyper looking at shadows corpse: huh.. he's dead

Maxi:

Hyper: well?

Maxi: Oh no, not the dickhead! What else do you want me to say?

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Cat: Everyone must learn self control so today I will be eating only ONE jar of cookie butter

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Abattu: Now release ALL the sounds that are trapped in your mind..

The entire server: DEMONIC SCREETCHING

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Shadow holding up a sign that says "ayy lmao - Sun Tzu, the art of war: Dude check what i found

Coco: bro get rid of that it's bad luck

Shadow: Chill out bro

Morosis: WHO SUMMMONED ME?!

Shadow and Coco: high pitched screaming

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Maxi: I said, Whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe

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Abattu: hey it's your turn to wash the dishes

Andy: I'll wash the walls red with your blood

Abattu: Okay but before that wash the dishes

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this was short ik

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