Big Shitpots

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Dragon: Shoot anything that does not have a flare

the church does not have a flare

Echo: loads 105mm

Dragon: Echo no NO NO- and its gone

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Big Shitpots (Created by Shadowscorpion, vines and sayings i do not own)

"Numbgies were ment to be eaten with fingies bro"

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Why: oh no
Sunny: oh no.
Steel running through a wall with a beer: OH YEAH!

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Shadow: Can you double pump with insulin?
bismark: DO NOT DOUBLE PUMP-

Steel: does insulin stack?
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Abattu: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions mei?

Mei: no

Anyone in the Server: I do!

Abattu: we know

Anyone in the Server: im sad

Abattu: ik-

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Crab: So. whats your biggest fear?

Abattu: being forgotten..

Crab: Oh

Crab: I was going to say the Koolaid man but now i feel kinda stupid

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Why sliding down a stair railing: You are all going to hell bye!

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Shadow: name the most white person word you can think of.

Shadow: poggers

Steel: weird champ

Sunny: cant wait for my grandkids to call my GrandPoggers

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Luno: we talking about OIL?

Morosis: THAT SHITS MINE

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Abattu: how did you take down captain america?

Sparrow: we shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he's a idiot

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Why: there is one thing worst then a rapist

Hunter: A child

Why: no-

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Coco: imma keep it real

Dragon: YOU SHUT THE FUCK ABOUT MR PLANTER OKAY?

Coco: imma go ahead and say it-

Dragon: HE'S A SAINT HE'S A SAIN-

Coco: IMMA GO AHEAD AND SAY IT, DRAGON

Coco: IM GLAD MR. PEANUT IS DEAD! IM GLAD

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Why: Okay, what can we do to improve the education of our students.

Turtle: We can pay higher wages to teachers and staff to help support them.

Why: How about 50 more standardized tests?

the entire room cheers

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Mei: fucker

Turtle: bitch

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Abattu showing aya a picture of her: this is you

abattu shows another drawing of aya but colored 80% red: and this is your badness level

Abattu: its unusually high for someone your size-

Aya grabs the paper and colors it 100% red

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ASP: HEY THERE MAILMAN FRIEND ANY NEWS FROM THE EX-WIFE OR THE KIDS?

Steel: nope!

ASP: FANTASTIC NEWS -starts laughing/crying manically-

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Sunny with echo and bismark in the background: Heyyy welcome to bible study we're..

Sunny looks at echo and bismark awkwardly: children of jesus.

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Steel to Luno, Abattu, and Hyper: the DNA test came in and let my coworker break the news.

Shadow strumming on a guitar: maxi's not ya dad

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Sunny after picking her main during a 3v3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60CXgLDRyD4

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Illuxxie: okay so open your eyes and tell me what you think

 Abattu: looks at the drawing in amazement

Keith:.. im still blind illuxxie what were you trying to achieve-

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Steel: hey how ya-

Minecraft: growls

Steel: AAHHH FUCKING CALM YOUR DOG BITCH

Literally Everyone: it dont bite

Steel: holds up the nether  YES IT FUCKIGN DO BITCH

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Lynn: hello demons its me. ya boi
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Steel: crashes through a celing

Why: hey steel

Steel: hey why

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Cat: hey man what do you want?

Morosis: The souls of the innocent

Turtle: a bagel

Morosis: NO

Turtle:... two bagels

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Shadow: No nut November huh. They say if you nut you lose.

Shadow: But the "No Nut" part...

Shadow: I get the "No Nut" part, I totally get it. Cause you cant nut in November

Shadow: BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT

Shadow getting increasingly more mad: IF YOU NUT YOU LOSE BUT WHAT DO YOU LOSE DO YOU SIMPLY JUST GET CALLED A FOOL BECAUSE YOU NUT IN NOVEMBER?

Shadow: THEY SAY ITS TO PROVE A POINT BUT WHAT POINT ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE IT SERIOUSSLY PISSES ME OFF!

Shadow beating up a pillow: YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!

Shadow still kicking the poor pillow: TELL ME, WHY CAN'T I NUT IN NOVEMBER HUH?! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Shadow: calls Steel

Shadow: Hey Steel you there? TELL ME WHY CAN'T I NUT IN NOVEMBER HUH?

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