𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗽 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗝𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘃𝗯 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺♧︎

Im not vegetarian

A/N:Please read the note at the end of the chapter!

Atsumu:Why aren't you eating your steak Ushy gushy?

Ushijima:I don't want it.

Hinata, Hoshi, Kageyama, Komori, Bokuto, and Atsumu sharing a look.

Bokuto:Also I'll have your steak!

Hinata:You're vegetarian Ushijima..?

Ushijima:Vegetarian? Uh..Yes..?

Bokuto:OHHH!

Bokuto chocking on his steak now.

Ushijima:What is that bad?!

Sakusa:...

Suna:...dense as fck...

Aran:Stop swearing.

Suna:Yeah, yeah okay.

Atsumu:We can't be friends anymore Ushijima..

Ushijima:Why?

Hoshi:BECAUSE YOUR VEGETARIAN!

Iwaizumi:Stop yelling, your getting everyone's attention.

Ushijima:I'm confused?

Yaku:It's not a big deal guys.

Bokuto:How can you not like meat!

Ushijima:I do.

Kageyama:LIAR!

Komori:VEGETARIAN! VEGETARIAN! VEGETARIAN!

Ushijima:What does vegetarian even mean?

Yaku:It means you refuse or something to eat meat.

Aran:No. You got it all wrong guys.

Hinata:??

Ushijima:I'm not a vegetarian, I was just full. I like meat.

Atsumu:Then why you say you were a vegetarian?!

Ushijima:I just agreed, I thought it was something else. I didn't know what it meant.

Bokuto:Well if you still wanted your steak..I ate it..

Ushijima:Its okay Bokuto.

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[A/N: THIS IS A JOKE! NOT MEANT TO HURT ANYONE! IF IT DOES THEN ILL DELETE THIS CHAPTER!]