The dumbest book ever: Part 1: emoticons and where to use them.

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#1: =-O

This emoticon (em) is for use only when the user is surprised and/or shocked. An appropriate response would be:

FICTIONALCHARACTER101: OMG my boyfriend has cancer :-(

WATTPADREADER: =-O

TERMS OF USE:

Do not use near fire, water or similarly damaging components.

Only use when surprised/shocked.

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Is not to be associated with :O .

#2: :-P (The Derp Face)

This EM is only to be used when derping or feeling dumb and lazy in general. An appropriate usage would be:

IAMSOHOTICANROASTLAMB101: I have just been playing CIV for, like, the whole day.

WATTPADREADER: :-P

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