Hhi, it's mee here. I just wanted to telll you how awesome Shrek is and that you should totally start worshippping him. After all, Shrek is love, Shrek is life. Also, Cows like saying mmoo. Remember that.
SShhrreekk has ccool friends aand ppeople ttry to one-uup him a lot. Rread his storiees, ddude
-Mmee
