I have seen wonders.
There is a man, a politician to be exact, who starts every sentence with "wait, wait, don't (...)" Thus I have decided to revise paragraphs from some books:
Twilight
Wait, wait, don't sparkle on me
The most ridiculousest part of the completely revised system of vampire weaknesses, for some reason, vampires sparkle in the sunlight instead of burning to a crisp. Stephanie Meyer, You are the physical embodiment of suck.
Steven Spielberg presents: Back to the future: the novel by George give based on a screenplay by Robert zermeckis and Bob gale.:
Wait, wait, don't let George Gipe write this! We want it to be good!
GG wrote the novelization of BTTF, creating an abomination that should never be mentioned or read again.
Eragon:
Wait, wait, Don't hijack my life
Dude, you're the one who touched the egg.
Eragon 2:
Wait, wait, don't turn me into an elf
Again, your idea.
Eragon 3:
Wait, wait, don't set yourself on fire
F**k you, Eragon.
