oh worm? || bnha x reader

43. one time i dreamt

(jared 19 can't read changed chats)

(jared 19 can't read is now chatting with the big three owo)

jared 19 can't read:
OMG

OMG OMG

I WAS GOING TO THROW ROCKS AT MY WEIRD ASS FRIENDS (THE ONE THAT AMAJIKI AND I BURNED SHIT WITH) BUT THEN I REMEMBERED A DREAM I HAD

sasuke:
please say this one isn't like the one with your pepperoni mother

jared 19 can't read:
NOPE

NO PEPPERONI MOTHER THIS TIME

CUTE ANIME BOY JACKSON NISHIKAWA CAME BACK THOUGH 😳😳😩😌😎

bye bye bitch:
i might regret asking this but what was it about?

jared 19 can't read:
omg wtf was i on when i changed your name

(kawaii changed bye bye bitch's name to naked 😳)

naked 😳:
thank you nejire that was totally necessary

kawaii:
😃😃😃

jared 19 can't read:
HEY BEST FRIEND

kawaii:
HEYYYYY

jared 19 can't read:
N E WAYS

i can't remember it very well but it started off with some made up shit

so i had a dad (wow 😳) and a step mother

we were at their house when there's a knock on the door and two people came in and "my dad" and "my stepmother" greeted them like old friends

you'll never guess who the two people were

sasuke:
tyler joseph and josh dun

jared 19 can't read:
😳😳😳

amajiki are you part of the clique?

sasuke:
yes

jared 19 can't read:
nicee 😎

but no it wasn't them

kawaii:
was it the president of chile?

jared 19 can't read:
no

i AM the president of chile

naked 😳:
was it principal nezu?

jared 19 can't read:
no

okay i'll just say it

IT WAS GERARD AND MIKEY FUCKING WAY

AND IT WAS THE DANGER DAYS ERA BECAUSE G HAD RED HAIR 🥺🥺🥺

AND APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO THIS DREAM STORYLINE,,,,

THEY WERE LIKE MY SECOND COUSINS

WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE IM CLOSER TO BANDIT WAY'S AGE THAN I AM TO GERARD'S???

kawaii:
hmmm