12. y/n protection squad✨

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(Kendo added L/N to y/n protection squad)

L/N:
wat thy fuck

Kendo:
Well hi, so great to see you again

L/N:
i

i have a protection squad?

Monoma:
well yeah duh

you've been hanging out with those 1a scum losers

of course you need a protection squad

L/N:
awwwwwhh you guyssss 💗💗💗💗

that's so sweet

i feel loved

Kendo:
We all love you y/n

even neito even though he won't admit it

Monoma:
stfu

L/N:
hey wait

when i type neito's last name it comes up as monomaniacal

what's a monomaniac?

Tetsutetsu:
AHAHHAH LOOK IT UP LOOK IT UP


Monoma:
AHHAHA NO LETS NOT LOOK IT UP

L/N:
SORRY NEITO BUT IMMA LOOK IT UP

Kendo:
pfft

Monoma:
oh lord

L/N:
AHHAHAH NEITO THATS YOU

L/N:AHHAHAH NEITO THATS YOU

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YOURE A MONOMANIAC

NEITO MONOMA(NIAC)

Monoma:
STFU KENDO ALREADY TELLS ME TAHT ALL THE TIME

Kendo:
THATS CUZ YOU ARE

YOU OBSESS OVER YOURSELF AND 1A

Monoma:
AAAAAH SHUT UP

(L/N changed Monoma's name to monomaniac)

(L/N changed L/N's name to y/n)

monomaniac:
NOT FUNNY Y/N SHUT THE FUCK UP

Tetsutetsu:
yeah y/n it's not funny

ITS HILARIOUS AHAHHA SUCK THAT NEITO

monomaniac:
IS THIS WHAT I GET FOR CRUSHING ALL OF YOUR ASSES IN MARIO KART LAST NIGHT

Tetsutetsu:
YES

y/n✨:
YES

Kendo:
ABSOLUTELY

y/n✨:
ok but actually i don't really need you guys to protect me

the so called "1a scum losers" aren't really that bad

well maybe mineta but that's off topic

monomaniac:
what did that grape shit do

i always see him trying to grope the other girls

Y/N WHAT DID HE DO

y/n✨:
HE TRIED TO INVITE ME INTO HIS ROOM TO "hAvE fUn"

but it's ok bc mama momo banned him from the chat for 24 hours

Kendo:
yaomomo?

aw shit i love that girl

y/n✨:
don't we all

Tetsutetsu:
hey where'd monoma go

monomaniac:
*dramatic fall* remember me if i get suspended

Kendo:
oh good lord neito what are you doing

Tetsutetsu:
mama kendo mode activated

y/n✨:
AAAHHSHAAH TETSU YOU STOLE MY LINE

Tetsutetsu:
SORRY

(y/n changed Kendo's name to mama kendo)

mama kendo:
seriously child

neito

neito monoma

monomaniac

vwat thy fuc r u doing

monomaniac:
oh you know,

just committing 2nd degree murder

the norm

mama kendo:
neito monoma(niac)

you will not

monomaniac:
i will too

you can't stop me,, mOm

mama kendo:
i can and i will

monomaniac:
well i can and i will

the grapist is dying today

Tetsutetsu:
good luck with that

he might take his sticky balls and kill you first

mama kendo:
ew

y/n✨:
actually i'm sure the 1a girls will help you with that

100% sure

monomaniac:
i'll look into that

the girls aren't half as bad as the boys in that shitty class

especially that bakugo bitch

y/n✨:
if you're going to rant about bakugo then i'm going

fuck that, i'm going anyways

good luck with killing m*neta

monomaniac:
yeah thanks y/n

mama kendo:
bbyyee y/n

Tetsutetsu:
bye y/nnnnn

y/n✨:
byyeyeyeyye 👾

monomaniac:
not that emoji

y/n✨:
yes that emoji 👾👾👾

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