oh worm? || bnha x reader

14. league of villains

(kinky ✨🩸 added xxx-xxx-xxxx to the chat)

handyman:
IDIOT THATS NOT TWICE

kinky ✨🩸:
i know!

it's the cutie from 1b in ua!

xxx-xxx-xxxx:
i'm sorry whet

dab:
ew

they're from ua?

kinky ✨🩸:
p e r h a p s

xxx-xxx-xxxx:
should i be scared

handyman:
yes

xxx-xxx-xxxx:
good to know

i'll be prepared

dab:
so are we killing them

xxx-xxx-xxxx:
yes please daddy 😤💗💗💗💗😤😤💗✨💅👄👄😤💗✨👀👀💗✨✨💗💗0/////0

dab:
jsdx

get rid of it

(dab left the chat)

xxx-xxx-xxxx:
huh

that actually worked

i'll have to thank kaminari for that later

(kinky ✨🩸 changed xxx-xxx-xxxx's name to y/n love💗✨)

y/n love💗✨:
ok let's run by this again

i'm in a group chat with 3 villains who accidentally added me instead of another villain

one of them is a crusty dusty handyman

one of them is a yandere psychopath who called me cute

and one of them is a burnt chicken nugget who left because i called him daddy

this'll be interesting

handyman:
get rid of it

(handyman added dab to the chat)

kinky ✨🩸:
aw come on

they're cute!!!

y/n love💗✨:
*wipes blood off face and pours bleach on the body* yeah i'm fucking adorable

handyman:
on second thought

how would you like to join us kid?

y/n love💗✨:
😗👉👈

nah i'm good thanks

i'd be a sucky villain anyways

maybe in a few years after i kill my mother

dab:
you plan on killing your mother?

y/n love💗✨:
no

not yet at least

dab:
ok well when you plan on doing that i'll join you and we can kill my dad too

y/n love💗✨:
jesus what'd your dad do to you

dab:
existed

y/n love💗✨:
yeah that's fair

hey my keyboard's in french

je veux mourir

kinky ✨🩸:
NO STFU YOU BEAUTIFUL SUICIDAL CUTIE

handyman:
sorry i don't speak italian

dab:

handyman:
well that's great

they fit in perfectly

y/n love💗✨:
wow

i've never felt included before

hold up

oh wait oh wait oh wait i have to go

i cant be a hero if i'm interfering with villains

ok well bye it was nice talking to you

kinky ✨🩸:
please come back soon!!! 💗💗🥺🥺

y/n love💗✨:
•••

p E r H a  P s

kinky ✨🩸:
yaaayyyy!!!!